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- gramme0
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
—Douglas Adams
- MelC0
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
- jevad0
'I used to walk around saying 'Fuck you, I'm in The Clash, Fuck you, I'm in The Clash!' ..well now that I think about it, The Talking Heads were pretty fucking cool.'
- Joe Strummer, The Clash
- ********0
I've found the Webster's Dictionary of Quotations (Ward, Lock & Co / nd - prob 1910?) in the Lisbon Book Fair for 5€ a while ago.
That was a fair deal.
To be honest, I've learned more from that five-coin book than a twenty-five thousand urukai boring degree.
Truth: it's mostly driven for the British. Inasmuch it pretends to be a worldly reference dictionary, it lacks solid quotes from american, german, french, spanish and portuguese literature, which probably should have been comprised in the time gap of that investigation.
here's a gem:
"Of all the plagues, the greatest is untold / the book-learned wife in Greek and Latin bold."
- Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, II-1.
LOL. j/k.
- ********0
"it needs to be more blingy"
this past week, from my "co"-boss.
- CALLES0
huh?
Quote of the Day:
I was in a plane last week when I looked out the window and saw this white light. It was zigzagging around. I went up to the pilot and said, ‘Have you seen anything like that before?’ He was shocked and said, ‘Nope.’ And I said to him: ‘Let’s follow it!’ We followed it for several minutes. It was a bright white light. We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden to our utter amazement it went straight up into the heavens. When we got off the plane, I told Nancy all about it.
Ronald Reagan, while governor of California in 1974
- grunttt0
"So what's it like being a guy? Can you feel your nuts right now?
- My wife, last night, as I put a bite of food into my mouth. Nearly killed me.
- gramme0
"It's too...namby-pamby. Make it darker."
–My boss last week
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Oscar Wilde
- version30
Creativity, it's a known fact that grass increases creativity
from eight, to eleven times. In fact, everyone finds that they're
more creative stoned, than straight.- madvillain
- grunttt0
if i fart four times within 3 minutes that doesn't make me the grand champion of squirels.
-me... i've been drinking
- Llyod0
"Have you ever jerked off so hard that you punch yourself in the balls?"
- version30
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Oscar Wilde
CALLES
(Nov 6 07, 07:37)that's pretty hot, nice :)
- Huebert0
1. Oh! Waffels yahoo!
2. Tukash! but don't worry, I stop it. I'm a hero
3. Can I have rido? Rideo, boop boop
4. Hi! I love New York!
5. Yes, Pattreli, oh hi hi hi! You win, very big win!
Hiro Nakamura, Heroes
- dirtydesign0
The dude abides.
- Llyod0
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"
bejebus
- brooke0
"I came out of my mother's vagina for you."
-My husband
- CALLES0
get some help before you get with someone else. cuz i was a lot better before i meet your crazy ass
-me
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
Personally, if someone digs me up in a thousand years, I hope there's a curse on them, too.
Agent Mulder, The X-Files
- version30
hahahahahahahaha!!!! 1
its version3!!!!!!
i feel like its old times again!!!!!
thanks qoob!!!
;)
edd-e
(Nov 9 07, 20:17)