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- madirish0
so, where are we on all this?
i just don't want anyone to die.
- lvl_130
we are all listening to dane cook and his jock/frat boy comedy routine i posted above silly.
- ********0
I was going to post "Listening to Dane Cook makes me want to kill myself." earlier, but I thought I was bringing down the thread enough, haha.
I don't mind him, he's not overtly funny. I appreciate what he does for his immediate friend comedians once he blew up ... but in terms of getting called out numerous times in regards to using other comedian's jokes and never ever touching/ acknowledging the subject... he lost a lot of points in my book.
- grunttt0
dane cook has jumped the shark.
- ********0
Amen.
- mrdobolina0
yeah, he is a one-trick pony.
dude shave and wash your jeans.
- lvl_130
haha! so true!
well fuck you guys for me wastin' my time posting up for you then! ;)
- mrdobolina0
I used to think he was funny until he just re-hashed the same old shit over and over and over.
- lvl_130
haha! so true!
well fuck you guys for me wastin' my time posting up for you then! ;)
lvl_13
(Jan 23 07, 13:40)did you see what i did there? oh man, i got to go.
- version30
*hugs jevad
*tells the story of my mothers suicide
*goes on long jog together
- ********0
that was a hell of a story, for sure
- ********0
Haha yea, I saw what you did ... I just read it though.
SOWWIEZ#!ONE!11!
- version30
(316) 409-0440 if you want to hear that story Nic.
My father has given me some awesome fatherly words that I'd share too if you want to call.
Sometimes these jokes here don't help, I know.
- Bacillo30
everyday
- ********0
I really wish I could have someone there at the time.
The first time I tried, I just remember feeling so cold, alone and scared. It's weird, but I wish I could have someone there with me so as not to feel so scared and alone. Drugs don't help take the edge off either.
ha, this is one of my darkest secrets, and here I am broadcasting it on the interwebs.
- jevad0
Where there was once hope and promise, there is now nothing but the memories of yesterday and a void where my heart should be.
Incapable of rational thought, I have been broken to the point of no return
- Naygon0
Jevad it'll get better man!!! Not to sound like a fuckhead or anything but when i feel like shit, i just remember the story of an orphan named Peter that I met in Africa. He was 5 when Congo rebels came and killed his parents in front of him then they chopped of his dick so the bloodline would die. Then I realize I don't really have it so bad.
- ********0
Jevad, I'm not totally aware of your situation, but let me introduce you to my friend Carey:
He killed himself last month and left behind a 3 year old son. I know you said you have a child, and I ask you, how could you do that to your child?
Life is shit and pain and meaningless. But for the benefit of your child, you can't.
The quote comes from The Prophet, by Kahlil Gibran
- ********0
Actually, for the record Jevad never said he was going to kill himself, or that he really felt like he wanted to.
I think we all kind of assumed he was joking when he said he felt like walking in front of a bus (not joking but not 100% serious or whatever, making an analogy to how he felt).
When you started typing about your failed suicide attempt and the way you kind of feel the same again, is when Nic kind of got grouped together with that.
- ********0
the title of the thread is die. however, if I've misunderstood his intentions on starting the thread, my apologies.