HOW DARE YOU
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- chossy
When I do something for free you must be courtieous ? courtyus? courteius? polite and greatful to me.
You must under no circumstances be a prick.
- HumanMale0
Thanks for the tip chossy-meister.
- ********0
* rubber stamps chossy's sentiment
- chossy0
no worries, with this small tip you can achieve great things.
- Nairn0
heh - people can be such cunts, can't they? i tend to pre-empt people's inate sense of cuntishness by out-cunting them in advance.
now no one ever asks anything of me, i have no friends, i want for none and i will die a cold, lonely and very miserable death. probably quite soon.
- k0na_an0k0
*writes that down with a crayon on an old mcdonalds napkin. wipes booger under desk
YAVO LORD HELMET!
- paraselene0
point me in the direction of these cads, choss. i've finally perfected my evil eye...
- ********0
Yeah doin stuff for free and 'mates rates' doesn't always pull off...
I did a small website for an ex-g'friends mate, she never said thanks once, and kept asking me to update it (for free) after it was done, and when I kept saying I had no time to do stuff for free for her she said...
...wait for it... "But I can't afford a designer to do it for me?"...... "I'M A F***ING DESIGNER YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!"
*phew, that felt good to get that one off my chest ;)
- Nairn0
point me in the direction of these cads, choss. i've finally perfected my evil eye...
paraselene
(Dec 6 06, 08:22)which one was that? the evil gacky eye, or the evil-projecting one?
- mpfree0
*sends note to the hypocrites in the PVN
- vespa0
who was it dear chossy? i can't abide rudeness.
- Jaline0
they need a lesson, "How to be Canadian 101"
- chossy0
I'm no going to tell you the client or anything, but what a bozo.
If they say anything rude to me again I will cut their teeth out.:F
- vespa0
pull their arms out their sockets chossy and tell them to type any future correspondance with their graceless tongues.
- kelpie0
yeah some peeps have a weird logic whereby if you do something for them for free then they must be doing you a favour, like you need it for your portfolio or something. rude cunts.
chossy:
name, address, childrens route to school, £3000 in a brown envelope under waverley stairs tonight at 10:30.
problem solved.
;)
- chossy0
*puts note on desktop
"never ever cross vespa that firey hell cat will kill a home boy if you fuck up around her" :/
next time I see this client I swear to god I am going to shitty palm him....you know where you stonk your hand up with ass mung and then pure shake hands with the guy in the knowledge that he's pretty much swiped your ass end he he prick.
- chossy0
kelpie if I give you 6000 whammy's can you make things dissapear?.
- derm0
Gies the nod Choss, and ill nip down leith and thump the prick if ye want.
how are ye anyway?
- chossy0
on cloud nine actually derm derm derminatorX :D how's things with yo? are you rocking the christmas vibe right now?. I am a wee bit but I need to get myself up to scotts monument and go on the whel etc. all pissed up then you know it's christmas he he. When do they get the ice rink up?. Can't wait to be drunk on that as well he he.
- paraselene0
that's the beauty of it nairn, i can do either.
just point me in the right direction...
- Concrete0
I live in Nairn's beard rent free and I'm very grateful, greatful, gratephull.