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- vespa0
haha yea blame the kooks and albert hammond jr and bloody wolfmother. simon amstell is kinda cute imo, he likes bums tho right?
but generally it has to be said that standards are slipping. there aint much style to be seen, london is awash with a mish mash of confusion.
- k0na_an0k0
i can't explain it, but after clicking that link i instantly needed to punch things.
those three rank high on my punchability scale. i'd say a 7.
but my scale only goes up to a 5 so i'm not sure what that means.
- kelpie0
I'm currently sporting a james hetfield beard and wolverine hair.
now that's a look, chumps.
- vespa0
don't dis phill jupitus, he played us on the radio the other morning! clearly a man of impeccable taste.
- k0na_an0k0
I'm currently sporting a james hetfield beard and wolverine hair.
now that's a look, chumps.
kelpie
(Nov 30 06, 07:19)i bet the chicks love it.
hell. i love it. send me nekkid pics pronto james wolverine.
- n_danger0
I cant fault that girl from Popworld though. Im really glad she doesn't have poodle hair when I roll out on sunday with a hangover and switch on the TV.
- kelpie0
your on the list big man, I have many more envelops to mail out first though...
- k0na_an0k0
your on the list big man, I have many more envelops to mail out first though...
kelpie
(Nov 30 06, 07:21)rock.
one.
- vespa0
ooh that does sound like a mighty mighty look kelpie! most people have no conviction these days, they just copy each other, that's what i take issue with.
i myself am combining a feathered flip with a sort of 40s upside-down quiff. it takes me 2 hours to leave the house in the morning. but when strangers write to me inquiring after my hair when they've witnessed my locks live at gigs, it all seems worth it.
- kezza_20
shes fit, but fluckin annoying though.
- kelpie0
ooh that does sound like a mighty mighty look kelpie!
vespa
(Nov 30 06, 07:25)that's good news vespa, cos the rest of those envelopes are going to your house...
- vespa0
no more pube packages like last time please kelpie
- kelpie0
what do you think I constructed the james hetfield beard from?
- vespa0
chest-rug off-cuts?
- kelpie0
I'm transparent to you aren't I?
- vespa0
clear as a shallow pool in the arctic tundra.
- paraselene0
getaroom!
- kelpie0
:'(
ps, I saw this bunch play in Tuts the other week, you'd like em. you should have a blur/oasis style furious rivalry over the next few years. I'd pay good money to see that.
- paraselene0
aw, don't cry. it was such a cute exchange!
- kelpie0
tears of joy, never fear