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- paraselene0
yes, that is how hoxton surpassed both murder mile and peckham in terms of the dangerous packs of bloodthirsty youths.
i miss the days when all they wanted was a spot of cash or to shoot some fireworks at your head throughout the month of november. now you go down brick lane and they're hobbling wayward thirty-somethings for stumbling onto their turf in un-skinny jeans!
- Concrete0
I thought I was cynical.
'hoxton fin' is an undeserved media term that middle class fags like to band about when they move in 'slumming it' dahling.
- paraselene0
i'm talking about five years ago!
anyway, i didn't see the show, but it sounds like they're doing good stuff.
i'm just grumpy cos i'm trying to move back to my old neighbourhood and i've been priced out. meh.
- kelpie0
(its all those millionaires givin folk cash that does that para)
- paraselene0
someone should teach them a lesson!
now, where did i leave that damned golum recipe?
- visionNfactory0
good to see all you people are still on newstoday.
dave boxcar : )
- vespa0
a bloke got into the lift with me just yesterday sporting a HF.
i had to stifle my surprise, i think i managed to mask the shock pretty well tho
- kezza_20
I think everyone in Hoxton is getting to bold to sport the fin these days. Full of bankers now innit.
- agentfour0
ok
what is a hoxton fin?
and where is said murder mile?
- kelpie0
wherever you want it to be, with the right tools
- vespa0
in this guy's defence, i think it was just an unfortunate choice of hair product. he probably ran out that morning. i had some HelmutHead hairspray in my bag but i wasn't sure if it would be pushing the boundaries of lift etiquette to offer unsolicited fashion advice.
- Concrete0
a bloke got into the lift with me just yesterday sporting a HF.
i had to stifle my surprise, i think i managed to mask the shock pretty well tho
vespa
(Nov 30 06, 04:07)Why are people so anti whoreditch?
It's almost like it has become cool to slag off these unoriginal, media urbanites!
Vespa, next time ask some questions. 'What inspired you to get sucha hair cut?'
- vespa0
conversation also goes against lift etiquette.
i'd rather just start shouting ARRRRGH OH MY GOD!!! CAREFUL MAN YOU'VE GOT A FIN COMIN ATCHA!!! DONTCHU WORRY MAYTE I'VE GOT YA BACK!!! then spray and run
- paraselene0
ok
what is a hoxton fin?
and where is said murder mile?
agentfour
(Nov 30 06, 04:09)i can't tell if you're joking or not, so here you go:
fin:
- paraselene0
i'd rather just start shouting ARRRRGH OH MY GOD!!! CAREFUL MAN YOU'VE GOT A FIN COMIN ATCHA!!! DONTCHU WORRY MAYTE I'VE GOT YA BACK!!! then spray and run
vespa
(Nov 30 06, 04:20)i may have to start carrying hairspray just for this sort of opportunity.
- vespa0
haha not just any old spray tho para. you need sunnink tuff to take on this town's crimes against fashion. check out my helmet head:
we could take out entire suburbs armed with this shit! like guerilla style-ninjas!!
- agentfour0
thanks para.
*pushes down fin
- paraselene0
image hosted by tripod? do i need some sort of third-party software there, vee?
:P
*turns agentfour over to vespa's fin taskforce for reprogramming
- chossy0
I am steel, *shnickety *shnick home boy Hammond is up in the hisssoooose !!!!! :D
- vespa0
dammit does this one work?
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yi…AGENTFOUR!! THE KGB HAS TAKEN OUT A FIN CONTRACT ON YOUR HEAD BUT DON'T WORRY MAAYTE I'VE GOT YA BACK!!! CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY NOT TO BREATHE FOR A FEW MINUTES!!!!! *sprays profusely and runs