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- Concrete0
Thats brilliant Vespa. :D
Isn't CHI a med term for
Closed Head Injury?How appropriate.
*Dons ninja clobber, signs up.
- chossy0
pffft if thats concrete all I can say is nice haircut's
who am I to talk *waxes braw scalp
- Concrete0
*Raises hands.
Ha ha.
para, it concerns me that you managed to track that image down?!
In all fairness that was over 4yrs ago. And I had yet to dicover Hoxton.
- vespa0
OH MY GOD!! check out the wispy bits of hair growing out of the secret mole in his neck! face pubes!!
secret mole?
HE'S A SPYYYYY!!GET YOUR RADIOACTIVE SUITS OVER'ERE! TWO PAHND A PAIR!!
- paraselene0
haha.
i thought i remembered you having vaguely fin-ish hair in what my elephantine memory bank refers to as "some really big thread by baskerville" which made it relatively easy to track down.
don't change the subject though! you've been caught red-handed. you may well be reformed from your fin-loving ways, but you'll have to pass a lie-detector test or i'll release vespa after you with her legions of hair products!
- kelpie0
I can handle the fin, at least its vaguely longitudinal, its those multi-directional fuckers that make me want to spit blood from my gums all over them
- paraselene0
how many times have i warned you about scurvy now, kelpie? and for chrissake don't pull that 'there are no citrus fruits in metropolitan glasgow' nonsense again. i know y'all have got tesco up there. jesus.
- kelpie0
I eat only beef jerky. fights the spare tire.
- vespa0
longitudinal my arse, kelpie IS a metropolitan fruit
- kezza_20
the new mullet, is of particular distain.
- kelpie0
*manbags vespa
disclaimer:
as far as I know 'manbagging' has yet to be turned into a euphemism for anything on urbandictionary.com
- vespa0
i aint got no beef jerky with the nu-mullet / fillet / whateva
you just fear the fillet's flagrant disregard for your personal style values kezza
- kezza_20
I'm informed I have none
- kelpie0
that's a bit last year, innit?
- Concrete0
I'm informed I have none
kezza_2
(Nov 30 06, 06:55)Vespa seems to be an authority on the subject. Maybe she can help you out?
- k0na_an0k0
the wet poodle look?
- kezza_20
"the wet poodle look?"
yep exactly. What the fuck is that?
another example: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo/prog…
- Concrete0
When you hair is that curly you are forced to accept either that style or shave it all of.
No inbetween just
National Front or Wet poodle.
