God has a website?
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- Arvizu
I saw this site not too long ago that allowed the user to carry on a conversation with god. It was quite funny and engaging. Anyone have any ideas what I'm talking about? I can't remember where I saw it...
- Jaline0
*gives Arvizu # for psychiatrist
- Witt0
- Arvizu0
admittedly it sounds like a crazy question but just as a disclaimer, i don't think god was actually at the other end of the IM. It's a good example of an interactive experience with automated yet intelligent responses to the users entry...I'm wanting to show a client what can be done. Hell, if anyone has any other good examples of this kind of site-put 'em on the table!
- Jaline0
I was just kidding ;)
- MLP0
graphic havoc rebranded God a year or so ago
- MLP0
graphic havoc rebranded God a year or so ago
- Witt0
graphic havoc rebranded God a year or so ago
- MLP0
i already posted it twice, you didn' have to reiterate
- Witt0
you must allow for echo in threads. it's part of our nature.
- Jaline0
you must allow for echo in threads. it's part of our nature.
- acescence0
Me:
why do you allow so much suffering?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
- Milan0
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
where is heaven?
God:
All around us.
Me:
that's a big computer, is it a dell?
God:
Compare that to a small computer.
Me:
do you have photoshop installed on your computer?
God:
No I don't think I have any photoshop installed on my computer. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
so you're just a chatterbot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
i thought you were god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
- paraselene0
Me:
is there any such thing as bad luck?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
you believe there is bad luck, you mean.
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
do you believe that my luck is bad?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
i'm starting to think you're not so intelligent.
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
so why can't you answer my question about luck?
God:
Woe! answer your question about luck is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
what about karma? can you answer questions about karma?
God:
karma? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
does it exist?
God:
" Of course I can answer it What was the question ?"? Does it exist?
Me:
i think i may have broken god. this will probalby make my karma even worse...
God:
You believe that? Congratulations. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
oh hell's teeth.
God:
It's all good. I call it "Hades". You're kidding. it is?
- Witt0
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- e-pill0
Me:
do you like the backway entrance?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
is the tighter one the way you like it?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
do you use lube?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
are you in the closet?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am god
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
good im glad we had this little talk
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Yes I am happy too, god.
- e-pill0
Me:
are you a registered nter?
God:
Am I a registered nter? Of course I am.
- Witt0
Of course he is, and Rand is His nickname
- Redmond0
Hurgh! Is this like SmarterChild? That bot is boring.
- TheBlueOne0
Me:
What's up god dude?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Radical.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Shouldn't you know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
One would think that, yes.
God:
One what?
Me:
One would think that you would know the color of my eyes.
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
Are you som ekinda nOOb?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am som ekinda nOOb.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
You said it, not me.
God:
I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
Me:
Like the bible stuff?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Cagey fucker aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Cagey fucker.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
So, um, ok...should I buy a mac or a pc?
God:
OK. Whoa. Whoa. I wonder how much profit they make on those.
Me:
Don't you talk to Gates or Jobs?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
haha...you're alright chatterbox god..you are alright...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Thanks for telling me: said I re alright chatterbox god you are alright.
- Mal0