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  • paraselene0

    Me:
    is there any such thing as bad luck?
    God:
    I believe there is one, yes.
    Me:
    you believe there is bad luck, you mean.
    God:
    I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
    Me:
    do you believe that my luck is bad?
    God:
    I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
    Me:
    i'm starting to think you're not so intelligent.
    God:
    I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
    Me:
    so why can't you answer my question about luck?
    God:
    Woe! answer your question about luck is not among my present capabilities.
    Me:
    what about karma? can you answer questions about karma?
    God:
    karma? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
    Me:
    does it exist?
    God:
    " Of course I can answer it What was the question ?"? Does it exist?
    Me:
    i think i may have broken god. this will probalby make my karma even worse...
    God:
    You believe that? Congratulations. What does "this" refer to?
    Me:
    oh hell's teeth.
    God:
    It's all good. I call it "Hades". You're kidding. it is?

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