Courtesy Flush
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- CALLES0
i used to have a boss that would have a meeting with you and all of the sudden he would get up... walk around keep talking and then all of the sudden you would find yourself in the bathroom and go into the stall and i would be there like wtf and leave weirdo
- mg330
It's fun to leave something in a stall that makes it obvious a person was eating in there.
Half finished carton of fries, a box of milk, orange slices in a napkin.
I mean, do you know how uncomfortable you'd be knowing someone might have been eating in a bathroom??
- CALLES0
HAHAHHAHAHAH
- cotton0
i had a friend take a shit off a 3rd story balcony of a holiday inn onto the hood of a car once.
- Ramanisky20
I always leave an Upper Decker
its good for the soul
- CALLES0
the pvn is kinda shity today... so i think my thread deserves a lift
- mg330
Oh man, just when you think you can't tell anyone, there's this thread.
I was in the restroom at work this morning and walked into my usual stall I enjoy, third from the beginning, to witness pure filth in the shape of an unflushed turd, and the toilet bowl devoid of water.
"Above the waterline," so to speak, and the bathroom suffering the ill effects of poop that's exposed to air. What an odor. What a sight.So I went to another stall.
Sitting there, a coworker came in, walked into the stall I just described, and goes:
"Oh, Jesus Christ..."
I had to bite my lip nearly to the bleeding point to keep from laughing. It was just awesome.
- Andrew_D0
For fuck sake, there's 3000 other people in this building, I know you're watching it go down, just make sure there isn't a "mud puddle" left behind, you cunt.
After I built my toilet paper nest on the lid, someone comes in and begins to shit through the eye of a needle for a solid minute and 45 seconds. I had vacated my stall immediately and when he came out, it was a 10 year old!!! Fucking bring your kid to work day! At least give the kid something decent to digest before coming in and teach him how to wash his hands after ass pissing in a public bathroom. Poor little bugger.
- georgesIII0
my reaction after reading courtesy flash and entering this thread
- pinkfloyd0
Sorry, didn't read the entire thread but this made me think of time when I was in the bathroom, and some guy next to me was taking a dump. Well, I really wished for a courtesy flush because I was imprisoned to the smell. It was torture.
- mg330
I wrote this on another messageboard about 4 years ago or so:
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My friend works at a company with about 300 employees, roughly 3/4 are male and there are about 30 other men on his particular floor. He says they've reached "epidemic status" in terms of someone or a group of men going #2 and clogging the toilets on purpose just to make others suffer. They've never caught them and according to him management is sick and tired of all the foolishness and that it requires building maintenance to clean up the problem each time - and it's daily.We meet for lunch often and he shared this with me - and the prospect that management is going to threaten DNA tests from each man on his floor. It wasn't so much that that bothered him, but the thought of what exactly they will be comparing the DNA to... as if management has already hired a testing company to take DNA samples from, well, you know: fecal matter scooped from a toilet.
He assumes that management hopes that simply the threat of matching DNA will make the problem go away, but on the flipside he assumes they'll never devote the money to actually doing so, and the problem will continue. They've put up notes in the bathroom stalls before but the problem persists, AND gets worse. It's like there's some psycho clogging addict working there. No idea if this is legal or not, we were both kind of scratching our heads.
http://www.archinect.com/forum/t…
It's a great thread if you want to go over there and read it.
- mg330
Oh - and where I work now, there's a guy who smokes cigarettes so much that when he shits it smells like a blend of crap and smoke. It's AWFUL.
- pinkfloyd0
I notice people are more jolly coming out of the bathroom after a good 'ole #2
*whistles
- MSL0
Someone in our studio keeps laying one at the back of the pan - and I mean right at the back. Christ knows how they get it there, must be some sort of 'standing up shitting flick' action going on.
Baffling.
- georgesIII0
autokern taught me a cool term when I arrived in Italia,
instead of saying that I'm going to take a shit,
I should say that I'm going to send a fax to the vatican,
fine by me ;P
- utopian0
She Got Game!
- JackRyan0
I have a pretty serious bacterial infection called CDIF, the toilet looks like a damn Jackson Pollock painting after its done. Its been going on for about a month. I'm double digits on most days, I'm so sick of taking shits.
Anyways, I walk into the bathroom and see this.
I couldnt bring myself to use that stall and all the other stalls were full. I went to another bathroom in the building, and they were all booked. So, I had to run across the street to a public restroom...damn near shat my pants.
- mg330
Just going to go on record and say I LOVE going to the bathroom.
It's just... MY TIME. Some of the only peace and quiet I get in the day is sitting on the toilet with a magazine or iPhone game.I'm so glad my fiance gets this.
