Courtesy Flush
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- CALLES
Dot it for Courtesy or Save the Oceans?
- grunttt0
my wife has renamed it the "mercy flush"
- davey_g0
I refuse to courtesy flush in my own house...I am a proud papa.
- k0na_an0k0
i don't flush at all.
many times i stick a little 'Made in the USA' flag into one of the floaters to let everyone know i'm proud to have made this in america, and that i'm a proud american.
USA! USA! USA!
- cotton0
i like those public restrooms that are for one person at a time. there was one at a Subway once. i went in there and blew it up with some ungodly diarrhea and didnt flush. went and got my sandwhich and ate it by the door waiting for someone to go in there . Made my lunch to see them rush out of there almost instantly.
- mg330
awesome cotton - we all secretly love stuff like that.
- foreverwhatever0
your a sick twisted man
- mg330
It's fun to sneak into a woman's bathroom and do that, so they walk in and are like "what the? not from our tushies!"
OMG cant' believe I said tushies.
- CALLES0
hmmm i cant recall the last time i got into a woman's bathroom to defecate
- mg330
hmmm i cant recall the last time i got into a woman's bathroom to defecate
CALLES
(Oct 6 06, 09:58)
---------------------------I bet cotton can!
- CALLES0
so cotton is the mad shitter?
- mg330
Hard to say Calles - only has 37 posts since joining less than a year ago.
Tough to judge bathroom habits with so little info.
- mrdobolina0
I hide dooks around the office.
- cotton0
nah, i used my friend's roommates toothbrush once tho.
- barbtastic0
in the late 80s, my dad had to have a colostomy bag after surgery, his favorite thing to do was to untape it a bit when in public - to let out a bit of the most unholiest of smells one has ever smelled...
i remember we were at the gap near the fitting rooms, two of the queeniest queens back there, he did his thing and waited.. all i heard was "OH MY GAWD, IT SMELLES LIKE SOMETHING DIED BACK HERE, SERIOUTHLY!!!""
i came out of the dressing room and my dad had his trademark shit-eating grin. i love that guy...
- mg330
Awesome!!!!!!!
Yes!
- CALLES0
wow.... thats actually awesome. would have love to record it and youtube it
- flavorful0
my dad had his trademark shit-eating grin.
barbtastic
(Oct 6 06, 10:42)He was eating his own shit?
Hahaah, that's actually hilarious (not my comment).
- -sputnik-0
my better half used to work at this really swanky place which apparently had great bathrooms, but every 3 months or so someone would lay a loaf on the SEAT.
mmyeah.
- k0na_an0k0
i once mistook my dads colostomy bag for a whoopie cushion.
boy was my grandmother mad. we damn near had to call in hazmat to clean it up.