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- kelpie0
shit. Does anyone know if the Royal Mail will recall parcels for you, if you decide you no longer want them sent to where you posted them?
- kidswift-0
I won't even tell where i put his finger before it went in the bag Jaline... hey two men alone in a big kitchen 3am with a severed finger. What would you do?
- grunttt0
In fact i would die a happy man if that was the first and last independent finger i ever touched.....
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:40)that's not homemade surgeon talk.
- kidswift-0
Royal mail, work ha ha, help ha ha, reacall your package ha ha, as if they even have it!!!
Sorry Kelpi but I think the answer is no to that one. Having second thoughts of sending your Ex girlfriends dead cat back to her eh?
- Jaline0
I won't even tell where i put his finger before it went in the bag Jaline... hey two men alone in a big kitchen 3am with a severed finger. What would you do?
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:41)well, I am a woman...
- kelpie0
no, eh, if you get a slighly smelly parcel in the next few days. either get over the finger thing, or return to sender
- kidswift-0
Don't stress Kelpi i had a ugly mix up last xmas with my packages sent to local sperm donation service and the Orphans Xmas appeal....
- Jaline0
Too late, kelpie. It's already on its way over to me and there's nothing you can do about it. It's mine now.
- ********0
i have a severe infection in my lower left leg. now that doctors are for pussies; is there a way to cut it off?
chainsaw perhaps?
- paraselene0
i have a severe infection in my lower left leg. now that doctors are for pussies; is there a way to cut it off?
chainsaw perhaps?
Crouwel
(Oct 4 06, 07:53)erm. incisors?
don't flaut evolution, man.
- kelpie0
if you're not yet hard enough to chew off your own leg janne, as a fully qualified home surgeon I'd recommend just hitting it with a brick till it falls off.
- kidswift-0
if your a true designer i would be inclined to convert your leg outline to anchor points and simply deleting the infected ones. Then grab ahold of handles and customise your leg into pirate hook or nude ladysculpture both are rather exceptable these days...
- paraselene0
haha. i'd anthologise you again but i don't want you to get a big head.
;)
- kidswift-0
Wow this pea-brain sure is confused I didn't even know you had anthologised me before.... had no idea my rants were quite upto that level of recognition. I might just hold off on launching all my Kidswift a "years of verbal tom fraffery" memrobilia everyones Grandma would want for Xmas!
- madirish0
I am not joking by the way...
Doctors are for pussy's
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:05)Citizen since: Sep 29 06
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- paraselene0
http://www.newstoday.com/pbs/fin…
well i don't know, either.
meh. it's all good. the more entertainment, the better, i say.
- Jaline0
Who is this kidswift and why am I taking a liking to him?
- kidswift-0
You have been doing your homework Paraselene.... but will anyone ever really know who this Kidswift really is????
"I heard he was born in a Mental asylum"
"He was born to a pack of wolves and home schooled by monkeys"
"He was born not just to NT but to the world one the 29th Sep 06 and is already taking his A levels in Kindergarten"
"He is a direct dessendent of
http://www.gunpowder-plot.org/wi… True!!
- paraselene0
well, jaline, word on the street is that he looks like dustin hoffman and moves like mick jagger, so i'm guessing that's why.
- Jaline0
Maybe kidswift is one of these people: http://www.thisisnotmy.co.uk/abo…