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- kidswift-0
Whats the deal with the petol / gas comment are you bringing up an argument with yourself?
For your info though here in the UK + Oz and NZ we call what you call Gas petrol and get this GAS is actually GAS. Yup thats right two Different chemicals with TWO different names because what we call GAS is the gas not liquid that we cook with, heat houses with and run cars off in the form of LPG. I know common sense can be a real fucker but thanks for your view on it.
- k0na_an0k0
dude, kelpie... i was just being pc for the guy. i actually use a set of hedge sheers and pliers to take them out, then, do shots of neosporin while putting boiling vodka on the wound.
all of this is in the handle of my rambo like hunting knife.
- kelpie0
hahahaha
- kelpie0
(that laugh was to both the last posts btw)
- grunttt0
Thanks gruntt but will the 1/4" bit be big enough to get one out of my kittens head?
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:10)for a kitten i'd go with a 1/8" carbide bit. i also recommend straping the kitten to your thigh before beginning surgery. in my experience a kitten will try to get away because they're young (ie: dumb) and they don't know you're trying to help.
- kidswift-0
Dam I am gonna have to step up my game, perhaps we should all look at setting up a 24/7 hard as fuck surgery for all those wanna be NHS dodging people out there.
"Doctor Kona is ready to see you sir - but nurse he's dressed up as John Rambo. *Que look of pity from nurse oh no Sir the Doctors not dressed as Rambo.....
- k0na_an0k0
very true kidswift. and before i conduct a surgery i don't sterilize my hands, i have a good wank with them and pick my boogers, THEN perform the operation.
- kidswift-0
So I am thinking one of these Surgeries in every Capital city before Xmas we are all going to be ridiculously rich.
Yo ho ho here comes retirement
- kelpie0
we'll need some homeless people to practise on, unless the general concensus is that practise is for poofs of course, but aside from that it could be fun, so worth considering I feel
- Jaline0
and as long as the stitches are NOT in the roof of your mouth, you should be just fine.
paraselene
(Oct 4 06, 07:10)nasty.
In other parts of your mouth the stitches will most likely just come out by themselves. At least that's what happened with my wisdom teeth. It was pretty nasty though, because you'd be eating and then a long piece of stitch will come out and you're like WTF?
- grunttt0
can't wait to see our patients' faces when, while on a house call, they see into our bag and it contains a drill, 1/2 bottle of vodka, neosporin, firecrackers and magic beans.
- k0na_an0k0
i was just messing with you about the gas/petrol thing.
i don't buy any of that shit. all my power tools run on plutonium.
- kelpie0
I amputated a finger earlier on btw.
- KuzII0
Dam I am gonna have to step up my game, perhaps we should all look at setting up a 24/7 hard as fuck surgery for all those wanna be NHS dodging people out there.
"Doctor Kona is ready to see you sir - but nurse he's dressed up as John Rambo. *Que look of pity from nurse oh no Sir the Doctors not dressed as Rambo.....
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:26)Could you surgery deal with some weird std like thing on my penis? it's NOT genital warts apparently :/
- kelpie0
Lots of blood everywhere, but at least she didn't get any on my new shirt. That would have been unforgivable.
- kidswift-0
I was working in a commercial kitchen on nightshift with Chef about 3am. He slipped when cutting pumpkin and took his middle finger clean off. I tossed my cookies several times and was the unlucky fuck (as not one else was around) that had to put it in a bag of ice. He was about four times more manly about it than me I just couldn't stop yacking watching the blood spurt with his pulse.....
- kelpie0
you get used to that
- Jaline0
I was working in a commercial kitchen on nightshift with Chef about 3am. He slipped when cutting pumpkin and took his middle finger clean off. I tossed my cookies several times and was the unlucky fuck (as not one else was around) that had to put it in a bag of ice. He was about four times more manly about it than me I just couldn't stop yacking watching the blood spurt with his pulse.....
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 07:37)sexcapades
- kidswift-0
I am planning on not actually getting used to it your Hard as fuck man Kelpi. In fact i would die a happy man if that was the first and last independent finger i ever touched.....
