Overhead in the bar last night…
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- kezza_20
"Rocket scientists are just bunch of fucking whining tossers – I deal with them everyday. They are snobbish, stuck up their own asses and half of them don't even know what they're talking about."
- paraselene0
so what was up there!?!?! geez, get to the point already.
- rafalski0
account directors, project managers and such are funny when clients catches them having no idea what they're actually selling.
- kezza_20
Isn't that most of the time?
- kelpie0
I've yet to work with a sales guy who has the first clue what their product actually is and how to shift it.
- moth0
I've yet to work with a sales guy who has the first clue what their product actually is and how to shift it.
kelpie
(Aug 23 06, 03:01)But they sell to managers who have no clue about what they need or how they're going to use it.
Idiots rule.
- kelpie0
Precisely, mothmaster...
mr_snuggles
(Aug 23 06, 02:01)
- honest0
"Porn stars are just bunch of fucking whining tossers – I deal with them everyday. They are snobbish, stuck up their own asses and half of them don't even know what they're talking about."
kezza_2
(Aug 23 06, 02:28)
- kelpie0
stuck up their OWN asses?
never seen that.
- chossy0
You should have said,
'I often find when I hear people in gay mens suits talking shit about my designer bretheren, they have about three seconds time before my mate Donkey (nod to your wwe dude) tears them a new asshole, now get the fuck out of this bar, you shit suited asswad'
'but leave the fine fillie as we have sweet sweet love to make' then pure steal a kiss from the hot dame who pure wants to beef you cause you are pretty tough and smooth :D
- honest0
stuck up their OWN asses?
never seen that.
kelpie
(Aug 23 06, 04:49)"stuffing stuff up their own asses"
i best correct myself on this one in case I offend any porn stars lurking on NT (porn stars are still people).
- honest0
You should have said,
'I often find when I hear people in gay mens suits talking shit about my designer bretheren, they have about three seconds time before my mate Donkey (nod to your wwe dude) tears them a new asshole, now get the fuck out of this bar, you shit suited asswad'
'but leave the fine fillie as we have sweet sweet love to make' then pure steal a kiss from the hot dame who pure wants to beef you cause you are pretty tough and smooth :D
chossy
(Aug 23 06, 04:56)You must come drinking with us next time, with quips like that we'd be sure to start a bar brawl.
- jamble0
"Account Directors are just bunch of fucking whining tossers – I deal with them everyday. They are snobbish, stuck up their own asses and half of them don't even know what they're talking about."
kezza_2
(Aug 23 06, 02:27)That's factually incorrect though, ALL account directors are wankers and ALL of them don't know what they're talking about.
If it weren't for designers and developers doing all the work, most of them would be working in call centres selling central heating or double glazing over the phone to grannies.
- Concrete0
Deliberately bump into him, be sure to spill his drink too, and say:
"Sorry mate, I didnt see you cos my designers head is up my designers ass!"Walk away whilst winking at the blonde.
- kezza_20
Or just glass the twat.
I find that always shuts people up
- kelpie0
I find it usualy opens them up, you cannae be doin it right.
- Concrete0
kelpie is the jedi of word play.
Take him with you next time!