Overhead in the bar last night…
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- honest
"Designer are just bunch of fucking whining tossers – I deal with them everyday. They are snobbish, stuck up their own asses and half of them don't even know what they're talking about." So said a well-dressed young gentleman in a Prada suit chatting up a drop-dead gorgeous blonde.
My friend who was with me never considers himself to be a designer, he's more of an artworker but is built like a WWE wrestler. He was about to pick the guy up and throw him across the bar but I stopped him. Problem was, none of us could think of a come-back line to defend our brethren, but my friend managed to pull the blonde lady when the asshole went to the toilets. Any ideas as to what to say next time round it happens?
- Beeachboy0
good point - well put!?
kidding ;)
- kelpie0
I think your pals tactic is infinitely preferable to any sarcy put down we come think of mate. score :D
- kelpie0
*could thinkn of.
see I can't even write a sentence proper an' that :-/
- mr_snuggles0
just agree, since he's kind of right, and maybe he'd buy you a drink and let you feel up his girl...
- tank0
a typographer can say:
'here is a counterpunch for ya!'
or
'let me re-align your teeth'
- lowimpakt0
"let me see your business compete without design, cockface"
- honest0
I think your pals tactic is infinitely preferable to any sarcy put down we come think of mate. score :D
kelpie
(Aug 23 06, 01:24)Just got a text from said WWE-sized artworker, says the blonde was a real tiger, they didn't sleep!
- mr_snuggles0
Most likely any response would have gone right over[his]head...
- Bottlerocket0
Well he may be a tosser in a 'prada suit', but he's got a point.
- honest0
Well he may be a tosser in a 'prada suit', but he's got a point.
Bottlerocket
(Aug 23 06, 01:40)I think that's why we couldn't think of a come-back line
- moth0
Who does he think made his Prada suit?
A designer, and a gay one too boot.
- paraselene0
that rhymed...
- UndoUndo0
thats quite a good come back too..
- kezza_20
A good come back is that we earn more than he does and we can turn up to work in flip-flops and shorts.
I guarentee he was an Account Director
- kelpie0
I think he was talking about you specificaly kezza
- moth0
I think he was talking about you specificaly kezza
kelpie
(Aug 23 06, 02:17)He would've really gone to town with the ginger thing...
- honest0
A good come back is that we earn more than he does and we can turn up to work in flip-flops and shorts.
I guarentee he was an Account Director
kezza_2
(Aug 23 06, 02:16)I often find that account managers earn more than me and always leave on time so in my books they're like the scum left over on your teeth after a strong cup of tea.
- moth0
Anyway. There's obviously no sense in trying to talk sense with a twat in a prada suit. I think the best course of action would be an act of unprovoked violence.
- kezza_20
You will often here myself saying something like this in a bar...
"Account Directors are just bunch of fucking whining tossers – I deal with them everyday. They are snobbish, stuck up their own asses and half of them don't even know what they're talking about."
- kelpie0
now you're talking sense ;)