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- PonyBoy
so...
I turn 30 on Friday... and for my birthday president - I thought I'd give NT my 3000thd post... I'm somewhere around 2760...
... i'll need all of your encouragement... support and 'reach-arounds' in the really rough-times just to be reminded that you love me.
you with me?
do this for my 30th? can I get a 'go pony!'?
*watchs hair plunk on the desk... realizes he's reaching for 'pre-middle-age/still pubescent' attention
- jamble0
that's the worst post I've ever read .. re-write it in a nicer way at least 20 times ;)
- kelpie0
I'll help you out if you drop the trademark 'enter response', what do you think?
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
at the request of jamble:
rewrite #1:
Forskin and seven balls ago, I was born to this dude and this lady - she almost killed me in the womb... she was out riding her motorcycle one day (minding her gorgeous young vuluptious milfness self)... when along came a WOLF...
... yes... a wolf... and lundged at her - throwing her from the bike...
... nearly ending my life - and my illustrious career as a 'guy who patches other people's old-shit together now that the originating desinger has moved on to better things'...
and for my 30th, I promise to land at 3000... and I will do it in this thread... at 3:33am... in the timezone I was born (which just happens to be where I was living)...
support me. i am ponyboy... i'm going to be 30 and it just hit me.
- shutdown0
type it all out again....backwards
- _salisae_0
happy birthday!!
*i second kelpie's request.
- paraselene0
i am with kelpie. we are boycotting your thirtieth unless you promise that after your 3000th post you will ditch the enter response.
;)
- blaw0
po gony.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
kelpie... I do hereby declare... as it has been requested in this thread, by you... on this very day...
... that I drop my trade mark 'enter response'...
If you agree to support me and spread the word that I need... um...
... support...
... at 3:33am, this coming Friday morning... not only will the post be my 3000thduh post... but it will be the last post to have 'Enter response:' at the beginning.
*clicks heals... salutes you
- _salisae_0
why don't we use this time to discuss why you feel so inclined to repeat this awesomely annoying 'trademark'.
to be perfectly honest it's prevented me from responding to you many times.
- _salisae_0
:D
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
to be perfectly honest...
... it's served it's purpose...
... and I feel your pain.
Can I still post using a ton of dots to separate my thoughts... instead of commas etc...?
- paraselene0
hurrah!
the people have spoken and pony has heard our cries.
hip hip...
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
*gallups around thread slapping self on ass
- _salisae_0
go on. let's see you do it!
- kelpie0
salisae, chill out, we've nearly done it any more smiling assassin stuff from you and he might renege on our deal. button it.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
omg...
... you know what...... what you're all asking is a tall order... can I be a little extra selfish and tack on one more request... that'll prove your support?
... this thread has to get to at least 3000 by friday
... and don't tell me that's not doable... this is NT for the sake of snackfood!
- paraselene0
impossible! i'm back too never even hit 2k and we were all working round the clock for an entire week! this is wednesday, man!
- kelpie0
see?!?!?!
that was not in the original deal, you know fine well how difficult it is to get a thread to 3000 these days. you're welching and you'll do well to reach friday at this rate sunshine :E
- _salisae_0
i'd rather put you on ignore, ponyboy
sorry kelpie .. i got a little excited.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
para... that's not the 'winning attitidudude and support' this here pony requires of you...
... c'mon now...
*puts on a little Matt Pond PA for the thread: