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  • PonyBoy0

    Enter response:

    at the request of jamble:

    rewrite #1:

    Forskin and seven balls ago, I was born to this dude and this lady - she almost killed me in the womb... she was out riding her motorcycle one day (minding her gorgeous young vuluptious milfness self)... when along came a WOLF...

    ... yes... a wolf... and lundged at her - throwing her from the bike...

    ... nearly ending my life - and my illustrious career as a 'guy who patches other people's old-shit together now that the originating desinger has moved on to better things'...

    and for my 30th, I promise to land at 3000... and I will do it in this thread... at 3:33am... in the timezone I was born (which just happens to be where I was living)...

    support me. i am ponyboy... i'm going to be 30 and it just hit me.

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