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- wendell0
OK. i take a joke now. why was the dad paying for the daughter of him to get a tatoo of her name on the low part of her back(fashio tatoo/g-streng part)??
why was it??clue: it was her name
- kinetic0
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
mega-sore-ass
- ********0
So my kid got caught having sex with his teacher, and it's starting make headlines...
Which is kind of awkward because he's home schooled.
- jim_0
clue: it was her name
- wendell0
the clue is it is her name not the joke of it! dk. vun
- kinetic0
when we where kids we where out back behind the house smoking cigarettes....we couldn't have been any older than 11 or 12.
and wouldn't you know it my dad caught us...he was always pissed off about everything and this one really took the cake....so he grabs us and brings us inside to rain down a shit storm on us
he takes us into the kitchen, sits us down and pulls out what looked like it was a foot long cuban cigar....he lights it up and then he made us suck his dick
- ********0
Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the boot of my car.
- kinetic0
haha
- wendell0
why is that many jokes of the world handle with sex. more often than not there is not enough time for doing sex than thinking on it plus telling jokes over it and forbiding god doing it more often
;(
- grunttt0
a door to door salesman rings the doorbell. a five year old boy answers with a cigarette in one hand, a beer in the other, and a porn mag under his arm. The alarmed salesman says, "Young man, are your parents home?!?" The boy answers, "What the fuck do you think?"
- rasko40
what is a pedophiles favourite holiday?
halloween
(free delivery)
- ********0
What did the deaf, dumb and blind boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?
Cancer.
- kinetic0
why did michael jackson shop at walmart?
he heard boys pants where half off
- monoboy0
When is Michael Jackson's bed time?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
- foreign0
Space Cadet:
this is hilarious.
- grunttt0
Space Cadet:
www.youtube.com/watch?...this is hilarious.
foreign
(Jul 17 06, 07:24)lol! "after climbing a tree to feed the birds..."
- uncle_helv0
how do you make a bear cross
Nail two together!!
I heard that one in here a while ago I think it might have been from Rasko!
- ********0
How do you make a dead dog float?
Half dead dog. Half Ice Cream.
- ********0
I can top that carver:
A gay guy interupts his boyfriend having a bath, with all this shit floating in the bath.
Shocked, he says 'what the hell are you doing"
The bummer in the bath replies "Ah..just washing the children"
- Sven_sk0
how do you get pikachu on a boat?
poke-'im-on
(pokemon)why shouldn't you ever take a shower with a pokemon?
'cause he'll peek-at-you
(pikachu)what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh.