I ♥ clients
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- mr_snuggles0
"ok great, we really love the whole modernist approach, dead fuckin bril, now just make our logo morph into a unicorn and dance accross the page and we're ready to go live"
- ********0
"This looks better but we want the paper to be portrait as in the beginning but not landscape as it is now. Pleas try that and send it to me."
- nicko0
"I have a query about the images you sent over on the CDs – they all appear to be jpegs, as opposed to quark files? Do you have them in this format, as they aren’t much use in jpeg?"
lol
- valentim0
I heard that we could do this with Dream-wave rather than HML much quicker and visual! :-S
- scoops0
"Can you take a Clark Express file?"
- nicko0
"Can you take a Clark Express file?"
scoops
(Jun 27 06, 05:23)lol
- valentim0
"do you have photoshop facilities?"
"i have sent you a word doc with the images"
"i am not sure about the lines and crosses in the corners of the page"
- Mojo0
I got 2.6GB of AI files yesterday for 6 A4 pages.
- ********0
Media item one. Yep, perfect, can we have them in all sizes for tomorrow.
Yep, all 15 sizes are fine. but we forgot to say yesterday, we need another two fields in that form. You know, the one that doesn't have room for two more fields. The one that will require you to redesign the whole campaign.
*breaks things.
- kelpie0
ah fuck it, just push everything together a bit skt, you can do that can't you? I mean you are a proffessional aren't you? I mean why should I pay you anything if you can't just push everything together a bit?
Your being a bit of a 'designer' about this frankly.
- DaveO0
Best bit is when you do a photoshop visual for a shoot and the client says..."well can't I just have this one? we really like it?"
You know they're just being tight.
- ********0
"these logos don't mean anything. I want it to look more like your logo. What does your logo mean?"
- ********0
Shut it cunto or you're getting a kick in the pips on Sunday. If of course i'm not here pushing things togethor a bit.
- ********0
that was at kelpie by the way...
- joec0
i love the standard "make it bigger" (in reference to their logo).
i once had a client who i was doing a billboard for, and after every revision he kept asking for his logo bigger. after about 4 revisions, i just made his logo the entire width of the board...
...needless to say he loved it.
:-\
- ********0
when they ask you to make the type bigger when the type already fills the space
- Mojo0
"needs more dropshadow."
- honest0
I love your designs but I feel they're a little sparse. I saw this movie online where a designer improved the existing iPod packaging and wondered if you could do something similiar with this...
- Mojo0
Just receieved from a friend:
Zeal says:
"can i have a welsh dragon?"
Zeal says:
nooooooooooooo
- gramme0
client: "Can you make the logo bigger?"
me: "sure."
client, after new PDF: "Can you place the logo at the top?"
me: "We can try that, but it could upset the hierarchy and the punch of your headline."
client: "Can you make the logo twice as big, and white on black instead of gray on black?"
me: "You have now destroyed the hierarchy of this poster."
client: "fantastic. This is exactly what we wanted."
>:/