Insane story!!
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- jox
This is pretty long, sorry. Before you read on, I'm not fucking making this up. Haha
So I was on a bachelor party today, and inspite of intense planning and check-lists, some of it got fucked up.
We were supposed to take Simon jet-skiing with an artificial home made bomb on his stomach with an incredibly silly 50s clock attached to it as timer, have him sit infront of a stuntman pilot in an old dual-wing plane and put him in the ring with a serious boxer for afew rounds. We only did the pilot thing, altough I seriously doubt he'll forget this day in a long time.
The jet-ski place had gone bankrupt(!) recently so when we arrived there, a sign that basically said Out of Business sat there. Disappointed as we were and with 2 hours to kill before the stuntman had loaded up the plane, we decided to go for a bite at this sort of upscale place.
Had a great time, Simon was anxious to find out what else we had planned if this was what we started out with. Off we go to the runway, put him in the plane for 20 minutes. When he landed after what looked like five hundred loops, he hurled on the runway 6 times but seemed to have enjoyed it.
Now the carrier of all our maps, the artificial bomb and passes for our planend stuff says he must've forgot the bag at the restaurant! D'oh!
We drive back in our rental van and when we're 4 blocks away, we're being waved in by a cop in the middle of the road.
- This road is closed.
- Please let us through, [I tell the story how we're on a bachelor party]
- He lets us through.
As we approach the restaurant, it has police tape all over the place and it's dead quiet. Not a soul within a 2 block radius, except for a perimiter in the middle of the road infront of the place. Seeing as how we arrived in a van, they must've thought we were some sort of forensics and didn't even look our way. We had absolutely no idea what was going on but had to go inside because our tickets for the rest of the afternoon was in there.So we go inside, and fuck me, the bag was right there on the floor by our table. We grab it and head back outside. As we exit the place, a captain of some sort yells PUT THAT DOWN IMMEDIATELY in a megaphone. - What, this? This is my bag!
- PUT IT DOWN CAREFULLY AND BACK AWAY. YOU ARE CARRYING A BOMB.
- This? Oh no, you don't understand..And so we had to explain the entire story, how it's not real (if you saw it, you would fucking think nobody would mistake it for a real bomb, it's part rubber dammit hahah)
I probably forgot something from this insane story, but as of now, I'm not sure whether the city of stockholm is pressing charges against us. We're going down to the station tomorrow to clear things up. I'm fairly calm though, some cops laughed and said it was the story of their lives while other so-called cop strategists who had to travel for hours to be there looked at us as if we should be shot.
Got home 30 minutes ago, can't fucking believe it. We had to calm ourselves with a few beers right after the incident. I'm still shocked what a big fucking deal this became. There were journalists there but didn't seem too happy to find out that their UPSCALE RESTAURANT BOMBED scoop was infact a badly planned bachelor party going wrong.
Oh and if you were in downtown stockholm around 3-4 ish this afternoon and wondered what the fuck was going on, that was us.. hahahahah
- Jaline0
I totally predicted that someone would think it was a real bomb, but your story still rocks.
Why is your life so action-packed?
- UndoUndo0
haha one to remember! who needs jetskiing when you have that sort of action!!
- rasko40
jox's favourite band:
- radar0
Was JazX's polish girlfriend your waitress on this crazy trip?
- fusion410
It‘s great that you can get away with that sort of stuff.
Even if you dont, I understand jail over there is like living in an IKEA showroom.
- e-pill0
jox...good story..but what bachelor party contains no naked girls????????
is simon gay?
:)
- jox0
I don't think my life is action-packed, I just happen to have a fetish for sharing all this stuff since I don't have a blog ^_^
I've only known him for 3 years but i seriously doubt he's gay. But why should they press charges against us anyway, I mean they made a big deal out of it, not us. It was a half rubber, half 60s clock for crying out loud... hahah
- Jaline0
jox, have an online journal. I would read it.
- Point50
pics please.
- UndoUndo0
what about the huge consumption of alcohol and naked dancing girls???
- ********0
Hahahaah, that is insane!!
hahahah!
- spendogg0
jox I wanna hang wit you, you got the best stories.
- exador10
that is seriously fucking funny..
a great story.
i really hope they don't plan on pressing charges or anything...as far as i know, there's no law against that sort of thing...at the very worst, you'll have a super awesome story to tell your kids when you get out of jail in 5-10 years
;)
jez kiddin
awesome story
ex
- k0na_an0k0
jox = "new jesus"
i worship you now man. that is FUCKING AWESOME!
- kyl30
my fav story from jox was the london hottie that he couldn't find after a weekend of boozing
- mr_snuggles0
I don't believe any of them really...
from the cars to the apartments, to the bitches and riches...
- spendogg0
jox should become a EuroRapper™ and spit mad rhymes about all the boozin', bitches, ho's, and blowin' up shit.
- Jaline0
jox, show us a pic of yourself so that we determine for ourselves...
- jox0
snuggles - dont have a fancy apt at all, cars is an import/export business i have, im not rich by any means, i just happen to hang out with equally crazy people.
- mr_snuggles0
ok...