My Banana
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- Momentum20
do monkeys actually love bananas?
- nooner0
and it will prevent a car from starting when stuffed in the tailpipe
radar
(Jun 7 06, 11:57)ha those were the days.
- davey_g0
Awesome, great idea for an office prank!
- Jaline0
Awesome, great idea for an office prank!
davey_g
(Jun 7 06, 12:03)k0na should use that prank, among other ones
- radar0
You could scream:
WHO ATE MY STERIOD BANANAwhile smashing 2 desks together
- Jaline0
also, who the fuck in this day and age admits to putting steroids into their banana.
k0na_an0k
(Jun 7 06, 11:55)maybe they were trying to make the person nervous...and that nervousness would cause those aforementioned effects...
- mrdobolina0
look man, I aint falling for no banana in the tailpipe.
- aliceblue0
do monkeys actually love bananas?
Momentum2
(Jun 7 06, 12:00)i dunno ...but do know that they
peel them from the "opposite end", really.smile
- Momentum20
"Banana in the tailpipe"
Anyone see that movie?
- kyl30
yeah, I don't eat stray bananas, no idea where they've been previously
- mrdobolina0
you should put a big black dildo in the fridge in place of the banana.
- Momentum20
you should put a big black dildo in the fridge in place of the banana.
mrdobolina
(Jun 7 06, 12:11)hahahaha
- kyl30
hahahaa
- davey_g0
The person should have gotten this...practically a deadbolt for the common banana: http://www.safebanana.com/buy.ht…
- kyl30
two in one, dildo and nana
- Momentum20
The person should have gotten this...practically a deadbolt for the common banana: www.safebanana.com/buy...
davey_g
(Jun 7 06, 12:13)i clicked the link while my boss walked by and he stopped in his tracks and was like "WHAAAAAA"
I was like no no its for banannas!!
haha thanks davey!
- kyl30
dual french ticklers, ouch
- Engage0
I know someone who walked around a corner to find a banana skin on the floor, and an old lady a few feet back laying on her back... he was gutted he wasn't a few seconds earlier
- Jaline0
you should put a big black dildo in the fridge in place of the banana.
mrdobolina
(Jun 7 06, 12:11)unless the culprit was a woman. or maybe that's better.
- k0na_an0k0
*singing b-o-l-o-g-n-a song
My ba-nana has a first name... it's D-B-O-L... my ba-nana has a second name it's D-E-C-A-D-U-R-A-B-O-L-I-N...
If someone steals my ba-nana today, I will email them and I will say... give me back my special treat or I'll curb your ass out on the street.