My Banana
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- obey46
So someone in the company emailed everyone this message yesterday:
"Someone accidentally ate my banana in the refrigerator today. It was lying on top of my brown sandwich bag. I just wanted to inform whoever accidentally ate it, that this is a special banana from my Doctor containing special hormone dosage and steroid simulation dosage, as well as a high concentration of Estrogen. It is designed to make you ill for a short
period of time, but it will clean out your system and make you stronger. Athletes take this when traveling long distance and they need to stay up all night and compete 4 hours later. "Funny how my coworker didnt show up for work today...
- nooner0
tee hee classic
- k0na_an0k0
awesome!
- tkmeister0
how can i get this so-called special banana?
- Momentum20
"special banana"
interesting
- radar0
even crazier is who in the hell was eating that thing anyway?
- Jaline0
hahaha
- kyl30
who puts a banana in the fridge?
- Jaline0
who puts a banana in the fridge?
kyl3
(Jun 7 06, 11:50)It's funny how people put their fruits in the fridge at work but not at home...
- radar0
who puts steriods and estrogen in a banana then puts it in a community fridge?
I guess uou just look for the guy with big tits punching walls!
- Momentum20
haha a few weeks ago there was an email about someone taking a cake from that fridge and to return it because its a birthday cake for someone here... then an hour later we got an email... thank you the cake has been returned hahah
- nooner0
the fridge is the company safe that everyone has access to.
- obey460
lol i know. i wanted to ask the victim but he and the culpurit are not in.
- Jaline0
haha a few weeks ago there was an email about someone taking a cake from that fridge and to return it because its a birthday cake for someone here... then an hour later we got an email... thank you the cake has been returned hahah
Momentum2
(Jun 7 06, 11:52)hahaha! I guess the person had a morality check...
- Momentum20
haha the funny thing is there was a slice taken from the cake HAHAHAH
- Jaline0
lol
- k0na_an0k0
also, who the fuck in this day and age admits to putting steroids into their banana.
idiot.
*puts steroids into zagnut bar
- radar0
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S-!You need to highjack the intercom system at your work and play that song - or hit reply all and attach the mp3.
- acescence0
a banana will stop ripening if you put it in the fridge. it will ripen faster if you seal it in a paper bag.
- radar0
and it will prevent a car from starting when stuffed in the tailpipe
- acescence0
and a discarded peel will provide hours of entertainment