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- mrdobolina0
yup, your brother owes you one for this time.
- mpfree0
tell them all to fuck off.
find new friends
done
- PonyBoy0
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okay... here's a question - and I'm sure you'll be able to judge how naive and young in the head I am about women by this question...
... do women run 'interference' or 'put-ons' to help their gal-pal's score like a couple of fellas might at a club?
- grunttt0
yes. in fact they're better at it than most guys.
- Jaline0
That sucks. Everyone sounds extremely immature, no offense. You should do the same thing to them (or something funnier) next time...
- mpfree0
yes. in fact they're better at it than most guys.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 05:39)//how dare you
- PonyBoy0
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I'm such a fucking tool... I got played by that one fucking girl so hard... it's beyond clear as day to me now that I think about it...
FUCK... I get stiffed having to pay $40 to ride 30 minutes w/a tubby smokey cabby who spilled his guts about his diabetes and his 5' 8" "shit-brick of a house bitch"girlfriend while EVERYONE ELSE GETS LAID?
... okay... it's fucking ON.
- joyride0
yes. in fact they're better at it than most guys.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 05:39)a girl is a better wingman then a um... wingMAN, man!
Question? Has anyone else experienced this. When you go out with a girl (friend or otherwise), as long as shes not fugly, more girls give "the eyes" then if your with your buddy?
- mpfree0
slow down there chief
to quote Mick Jagger
"Boy, you've been strung up here too long. You know girls will come and go, they're just like streetcars."
- PonyBoy0
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joyride... yes - yes indeed actually. I went to college w/this one girl who was also a 'hostess' at a stripclub (pffthahaha...right)... anyway - for some reason we've always been tight... and EVERYTIME I stroll around w/her - I'm not sure I get 'the eyes' as you say... but I definetly am treated much more like "I'm there".
*singing pony
"... it's late in the evening...
... and everyone turns to see...
...this beautiful lady...
...walking along w/me...
... and then she asks me...
... do you feel alright?...
... and I say 'yes, I feel wonderful tonight'
- KuzII0
joyride i've been reading your posts in the last few months and realised you are am member of "the society".
Anyway, yes, if you are out with a female, you will get more female attention. It's called pre-selection.
Chris Rock said "when a guy sees his buddy with an attractive girl he thinks "aww, she's pretty, i want a girl just like that." Whens a girl sees her friend with an attractive guy she thinks "I want HIM"."
Female's are jealous creatious - they're genetically evolved that way. It is an observed fact that if you put a male grouse on its own in a field, it will atrract no other mates. If you put a female grouse next to it, other female grouses will automatically enter its territory.
- sschmalz0
eh, baseball sucks.
- joyride0
joyride i've been reading your posts in the last few months and realised you are am member of "the society".
KuzII
(May 4 06, 06:04)cool, when do i get my funny hat and keys to the clubhouse.
"the Society" is a good thing right?
- Jaline0
... okay... it's fucking ON.
PonyBoy
(May 4 06, 05:49)That's right sport! GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!
- PonyBoy0
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so like.... Jaline...
... um... will you... like...
... go out with me... and stuff?
- Jaline0
haha, remember that time you showed me a picture of yourself and then my AIM disconnected? I kept swearing over and over again because I just knew that you would be thinking that I left because I saw your picture. But that wasn't true, as I explained afterwards. Good times.
- kelpie0
aye Kuz, what the fuck is 'The Society'?
is it anything to do with free-masonry?
- PonyBoy0
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wow... gee... thanks for broadcasting that awkward moment to the rest of the globe...
...haha... yeah... i sorta remember... i'm stoned and haven't slept again... sooo... yeah.
- PonyBoy0
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previous broadcast meant for Jaline...
- Jaline0
got that, haha