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- PonyBoy
even though no one's up and no one really gives a shit - I need to rant this out... so here goes:
At around 6pm tonight my lil bro calls me telling me he's got luxury box ticks to the Diamondback / Chicago Cubs game... 'rad!' I think - cubbies and d-backs... should be fun.
So we drive down there w/two of his friends - both mid-20's.
We get to the luxury box - somehow we scored all 12 ticks to the box and only 4 of us were there. So one of my bro's friends decides to go pick up some girls sitting a few rows down (I guess he figured getting them up in the luxury box would make him all smooth)... so to make a long story short - the girls come up.
3 girls... 4 guys... yeah... fun!... and they're cute too - so yeah... this could be fun.
So me being the loner I am - I hang free and am watching the game while the 6 of them are having a ball etc etc... and I'm cool w/that - just relaxing... I know these guys spotted these girls and wanted to hang - COOL!...
... but what they did next WASN'T...... so about 2 innings before the game is over - one of the girls comes over to me and is just hanging out talking - FUN TIMES!... then the game ends...
... another one of the girls comes over to me in the box and is all "hey - your brother was telling me that you probably want to get back home and get back to work... you willing to join us for a few beers? (she's saying all of this w/her arm around me and her head on my shoulder... wtf am I supposed to say to that?)...
... so we go outside to a bar (just outside of the stadium)... EVERYONE is cool... for a few moments at least.
Slowly - one of my brother's pals works his charms on this one girl and they start making out (score for him! cool in my book - they're both happy... whatever)...
... except my brother's OTHER pal is now getting all jealous... and at the same time my brother is hooking up w/another one of the girls while the third girl has found another friend she already knows at the bar.
So now I'm just bored to fuck... ready to go home - and I even offer to go grab a cab... immediatly the girls etc all say 'no no no... stayyyyyy!!!'...
... uh huh...
... so I wait around another 20 mins... watching people make out... *yawn...... THEN! out of nowhere - one of them says 'lets go'... so I'm like 'cool! where to?'... and got no answer...
... so we go back to the car - and for some reason all the girls pile in with us... and someone then announces "okay - so I guess I'm going to drop off Kevin and Dan at Dan's house" (i'm kevin - and Dan is the other jealous friend not hooking... WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND TOO...)
so I immediatly speak up... "uh - so what's going on here? you guys (w/the guys and the girls in the car) find a couple of girls to make out with and you decide you're going to dump me in North Scottsdale w/out a car at some dude's house I don't even know WHO'S PISSED he's not getting any?
I pretty much said it like that in front of all of them... then asked them to pull over at a circle K so I could call a cab...
... funny - usually when you get pissed and tell someone that you're ready to call a cab - they usually... USUALLY say 'dude! hold up... it's cool - we'll get you back home like we planned....'
... instead they pulled right over...
...
yeah - you read all that for that - sorry...
'... but I got left on my ass by my own brother (no less)... and his pal for some poon
F'd up
I'm 30... THIRTY!!!!!!! This shit is supposed to happen at a party when you're like... 19.... NOT 30 and just going to a baseball game to relax...
... shitty night... cab cost me $40 too.
What pisses me off more is that I allowed myself to be duped 2 innings before the game was over by a nice girls charms so she could help her friend hook up...
... once we left - that girl didn't have a fucking word to say to me.
I hate shit like this... it's so fucking shady and unpleasant.
my brother did make up for it though - he called me a few minutes later to make sure I was going to get home fine (in the middle of downtown phx at midnight - not that bad... but was cool of him to call)...
... he then called 20 mins later from another bar they went to to check on me again... someone's feeling guilty.
vent done.
peace.
- KuzII0
hmmm, i'm not sure quite how to feel on this one.
first of all - sucks to be you, who has no game to pull the girls yourself
second of all - bros before hos!
so i dunno whether to pity you or laugh at you.
- mrs_emecks0
f'd up.
yes.:)
- designerror0
What Kuz said
- kelpie0
come on folks, be fair. $40 for a taxi is well pricey. what was the rest of it about?
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
hey Kuz... the vibe was there that these guys were working their magic on these women... I was a 4th person who just happened to already be there.
and perhaps it's just me at this given point in my life... but I'm not one to 'play' so-to-speak. :) I mean - they spotted the girls and went after them... MORE POWER TO THEM!!... I just had nothing to do with it as I was there w/my brothers 'friends' --- and I KNEW what was going on from the start - that's why I'm really pissed... I knew which girl would be with which guy and which guy would be a bitch...
... alas - I thought I was just going TO A FUCKING BASEBALL GAME.
At least the cubs lost.
- mr_snuggles0
pu d'f, fo realz...
- JerseyRaindog0
So baseball. Is that like cricket?
- PonyBoy0
So baseball. Is that like cricket?
JerseyRaindog
(May 4 06, 02:49)
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Enter response:exactly... except it's a manly sport.
KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!
- Dancer0
I read that whole post with an American accent dude
- mr_snuggles0
awesome..
- PonyBoy0
I read that whole post with an American accent dude
Dancer
(May 4 06, 02:58)
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Enter response:that's just like smoking weed - I'm sure you burned a shitload of brain cells holding that accent that long
- eu770
i was on a stag do on saturday and got so pished that i ended up walking around edinburgh disorientated and lost with some girl until 6 in the morning. I want even with her - i just got landed with her - and she was lost too. I gave her my jacket and she promptly buggered off. So I paid £40 for a hotel I didnt stay in and had to buy another jacket (£40) so i didnt have to try and explain this one to my wife. Karting cost me £50 - and i was shit. The meal cost the price of a small country and I burned my hand on a flaming sambucca (which I the dropped). My hand looks like the Nazi guys hand in raiders of the lost ark.
Yours
Skint and F'd off.
- kelpie0
now that's a bad night ponyboy. respect to you eu77 mate, you utter fuck up :P
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
I DO feel better - eu77... that story belongs in a movie.
- g3kk0k1d0
ponyboy, hard luck, well you won't let that happen again, lesson learned
- ornj0
The second a girl bats her eyes and trys to playfully tug at your strings you know you are in fuckin trouble.
- mpfree0
kick the bitches out, bring in your friends. Find new slutty ho's
- grunttt0
one of those girls owes you a handjob. get their numbers from your brother.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
lil brother is still with one of them right now... :)... fucker's a stud - I'm proud to say it.
- joyride0
umm... I don't think that's a big deal. your bro should pick up your cab ride tho.
And don't let them meeting girls ruin your night/day... good for them.
and shame on you for listening to the girl to get you to stay. you should have known whats up at that point mr. sixToe Joe