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- harlequino0
Someone told me a story recently about a blind date where the guy had major stomach problems. They were in a restaurant and he kept letting wee farts go, that smelled god awful, and kept blaming it on the waitress. Eventually he excused hiimself to go to the bathroom. He never returned, and stuck the girl with the bill.
She found out a couple days later from a friend of his that he had shit his pants, and climbed out the bathroom window to run away.
- Jaline0
hahaha, that's horrible
- laurus0
I once sneezed during a lecture (about 300 people) and that forced a major fart that echoed through the hall. In case anyone doubted it was a fart, soon a cloud of smell affected about a 12 meter radius. I couldn't marry everyone in the room.
And that's not even in my top ten of embarrassing moments.
- jevad0
HAHHAhahaha
Even my best fart story doesn't come close to these....
- ********0
I had a recurring day dream that whenever I rode an elevator in a highrise I would have diarreha so bad that it would fill up the car and everyone, myself excluded, would drown in my shit. I called this dream "the shitavator"
- ********0
please post her pic here
- anzelina0
this thread rules
- ********0
she must be german
- ghandolf0
"So what'd you have, a burrito?"
Priceless!
Thanks for a great laugh.
- Tara0
Last night my friend and I were leaving a party and decided to get something to eat.
He was like "Hey lets get a burrito"
I said" NO!"We didn't get burritos, but I did tell him over dinner this story.
- ********0
Vorige nacht mijn vriend en ik verliet een partij en besliste iets ertoe te brengen om te eten.
Hij was als "Hey laat een burrito" krijgen ik "nr!" zei
Wij kregen geen burritos, maar ik vertelde hem over diner dit verhaal.
TaraTara
(Apr 19 06, 11:25)
- liquid0
I think I was in 1st grade...it was nap time... I used to get in trouble all the time... for what reason I dont know and end up in the "doll house"
Well this one time...my friend sneezed and farted at the same time...I said God Bless you and somehow because I talked I ended up in the doll house. The teacher then told my parents that I was the one who let out gas and that I should go to the doctor to have that fixed because no one should be sneezing and farting at the same time...
Skip ahead to 1st class ever in college. New girls... new people... these are not people you want to embarass yourself in front of... I was rubbing my nose because I had allergies... the teacher says did you raise your hand....and before I can say anything she says "oh...nevermind you were just picking your nose" .... then like moments later my stomach made a growl that sounded like a fart....no joke...it wasnt a fart....and it was during the quietest moment when we had to write down why we chose this college etc......so the entire class turned and looked at me...I turned and said "what...I am hungry"
needless to say I was branded for a while as the farting nose picker....
you would think stories where I actually farted would be more embarassing but it ends up the ones where I wasn't the culprit were....
- bunnicula0
you might have to sign a pre-nup that states...
bean-o needs to be in full effect
- chossy0
he he, I remember I cleared a stair well in an old job on my first week :/ people were trampling on eachother in order to get away from the 'awful' and policemen were turning in their badges!!
- arseni0
Haha! Thats great! I must say you've got a great assistant.
- Tara0
My aunt told me a story once. her and
my cousin were in the produce aisle. They were on separate sides and each of them farted w/out the other knowing it. apparently they blocked themselves in!