Embarrassing
- Started
- Last post
- 36 Responses
- jox
So I was in my office this morning going through paperwork, when all of a sudden my stomach made a weird noise and I, eh, let some air out. Seconds later the smell reaches my nose and it was just plain awful.
As I was getting up to walk across the room to open the window, Sara my assistant/co-ordinator/little helper knocks on the door and before I had a chance to wave her away or open the window, she stepped inside.
I could tell from a mile away she smelled it - who WOULDN'T - because she wrinkled her nose a little as she was asking me to comment on the sketches. I, of course, tried to get her out of there as soon as possible because unfortunately she is the only real hottie in the office, so I just said "Yeah, great! Go for it, that looks fantastic!" while grabbing my jacket as if I was headed out. "But don't you think these colors make it look too busy?" and I replied, "no, I it's perfect! Do it!". "Okay" she says, obviously bothered that I didn't pay more attention, and walks out.
And as I was opening my window and thinking to myself "Damn, why couldn't somebody ugly have come in!", she sticks her head back in with a smile and goes "So what'd you have, a burrito?"
I think I am going to have to marry her.
- pluto0
I think I am going to have to marry her.
jox
(Apr 18 06, 09:43)that's moving a bit fast
- k0na_an0k0
Dude..... that IS marriage material.
haha... thanks for the laugh too btw!
- madirish0
that is so awesome.
- kelpie0
hahahaha, you big nervy girl jox lol
- ********0
so funny, i only read this:
---
So I was in my office this morning going through paperwork, when all of a sudden my stomach made a weird noise and I, eh, let some air out. Seconds later the smell reaches my nose and it was just plain awful.
---and right away i knew it was jox!
- Jaline0
Haha...I guess our date didn't go over well, hahahaha...
- jox0
and right away i knew it was jox!
Crouwel
(Apr 18 06, 09:46)I suppose that's why I'm single. Haha!
- jox0
Haha...I guess our date didn't go over well, hahahaha...
Jaline
(Apr 18 06, 09:48)Promise me - no more burritos! Next time I was thinking just a movie and some making out?
- jevad0
HAHahahha
awesome dude
- Jaline0
If you introduce her to your Joxifier.....there's no turning back.
For her, I mean.
- digitalswarm0
Ask her if she wants to try your burrito.
- derek20050
haha
7-11. :)
- harlequino0
I meant "I Heart" btw...
- derek20050
pics of the lady please
- fooler0
My stomach makes the loudest noises I'm constantally punching myself in the gut to make it stop but I don't think that works. Haven't farted in the office yet maybe I should try that.
- jox0
It's like taking off ski boots after a rough day in the powder. Do eeet!
- Tara0
that's hysterical, thanks for sharing!
- Cactus0
Why are fart storys always funny.
- ********0
what a great story. you will have to share that with the piglets you will raise
- ********0
I shit my pants in mixed company all the time--should I have been embarassed?