Embarrassing
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I think I was in 1st grade...it was nap time... I used to get in trouble all the time... for what reason I dont know and end up in the "doll house"
Well this one time...my friend sneezed and farted at the same time...I said God Bless you and somehow because I talked I ended up in the doll house. The teacher then told my parents that I was the one who let out gas and that I should go to the doctor to have that fixed because no one should be sneezing and farting at the same time...
Skip ahead to 1st class ever in college. New girls... new people... these are not people you want to embarass yourself in front of... I was rubbing my nose because I had allergies... the teacher says did you raise your hand....and before I can say anything she says "oh...nevermind you were just picking your nose" .... then like moments later my stomach made a growl that sounded like a fart....no joke...it wasnt a fart....and it was during the quietest moment when we had to write down why we chose this college etc......so the entire class turned and looked at me...I turned and said "what...I am hungry"
needless to say I was branded for a while as the farting nose picker....
you would think stories where I actually farted would be more embarassing but it ends up the ones where I wasn't the culprit were....