dane cook
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- jakeyj0
level you the man! the minnesota nice never rubs off?
thanks too greedo - i've heard that one tho.
- lvl_130
haha! guess not : )
- studderine0
overratted. funny, but he is everywhere...
- Gilt0010
Does anyone have track one off his Retailiation CD about the guy getting hit by a car?
Hilarious, and I want it!!!
- jakeyj0
anybody got retaliation mp3s like gilt's asked for?
- Point50
I hate to get on some son type shit, but he's really every where because he's the great white hope in comedy right now.
- uberdesigner0
www.haus53.com/nt/CCDa... [mp3]
25 minute comedy central standup spotlight
GreedoLives
(Apr 7 06, 11:42)this guy's like pediatric cancer
- Gilt0010
For those slagging dane cook on here, i just hope you can come up with a better comedian than someone like the asshat that is Adam Carolla.
That guys just freakin' stupid.
And yes, someone post the retailiation mp3's. Or at least just the "Hit By A Car" track.
- tasty0
I like the dane train.
but who likes Mitch Headburg? Unfortunate passing of a great one liner comedian. :(
- Point50
lvl13 posted that Retaliation shit; it's AAC, but works for me.
- Gilt0010
Point5 would you mind sending me the Hit by a car track? I don't want to get busted for downloading 70MB on a company computer. Got caught not too long ago...
- jakeyj0
lvl posted harmful if swallowed, not retaliation tracks...
- lvl_130
actually i posted the first disc on retaliation i thought?! i have the second one too...but got to pull it off my home machine.
was it harmful if swalled...i dont think it was? haha i'm confused : )
- jakeyj0
yeah lvl, it was harmful if swallowed.
thanks for that tho!
- nosaj0
He's brilliant. Great Jokes and great delivery.
- taragee0
u have to reg tho take 2 seconds
- mjbauer0
Anyone who doesn't think "Every guy wants to own a monkey" is hilarious, has no sense of humor.
Not everything he does is great, but he has some brilliant moments.
"Rock 'n roll quotes" = genius.
- 3rr0r-4040
i think Dave Chappelle is way funnier than Dane Cook...
- 3rr0r-4040
btw.. dane said that if he didnt become a comic, he wudve been a graphic designer... read the FAQs section on his site...
- bauts1060
Dane Cook is a hack. He steals jokes and he pretty much just goes on stage and screams in to the mic. Its no surprise that his audience consistis solely of pretty much frat guys and drunk chicks. There's plenty of better comics worth your time out there:
Patton Oswalt
Louis CK
Brian Posehn
Dave Attel
Lewis Black
Maria Bramford
Zach Galifianakis
Bill Hicks (!)
David Spade
David Cross
Richard Pryor
Nick Swardson