Giggles When Tired
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- mg33
Who else laughs at everything when you're exhausted?
I'm rather tired today, and so far today:
1) I've laughed at the thought of being in a meeting and being distracted by the video of Tom Cruise on Oprah, jumping on the couch and freaking out.
Yes, I laughed at the thought of laughing. Seriously.2) Thought of how funny it would be to take a small portable trampoline across the street from my building where there's some open sidewalk, putting on a shorts/tanktop jogging outfit, and doing jumping jacks for my entire hour lunch break, all within eyesight of our buildings restaurant windows.
Let me know your dumb stuff like this now. Please.
- todelete__20
I don't really have the giggles but a funny thing happened last night.
For the past 3 weeks my fiance' has been getting quite a few unknown caller phone calls.
She's been freaking out thinking it's some stalker from her gym, who has her number and is trying to get in touch with her. 80% of the time she doesn't pick up, the other 20% she was picking up and no one was there.
At the Sox game Sunday they called twice, both times I picked up the phone and asked who it was... nothing.
So last night I'm laying on the couch and the phone rings... 'unknown caller.' I had had enough. I picked up and it went something like this...
me: "HELLO!?! WHO IS THIS!!??......... HELLO!!"
nothing.... nothing... nothing...
me: "WHO IN THE FUCK KEEPS CALLING MY PHONE!?"
nothing... nothing...
man: 'um... sir *voice crackles... sir I'm calling for Michelle xxxx... I'm with her credit card service.'
me: 'WHAT!?! who is this dude stop FUCKING AROUND!'
man: *crackles... um... I'm with Express...
me: *thinking (oh shit) Michelle it's for you!
Turns out Michelle was 2 months late on her credit card. The fuckers called her 102 times in three weeks. ONE HUNDRED AND TWO! All for $35 she owed on the balance.
Can you fucking believe that?!
I was yelling at the dude and it turns out it was probably some young kid shitting his pants.
haha. I was laughing cause they called her 102 times and not once did she pick up or stay on the phone fucking long enough to find out who it was. Ugh...
- mg330
Hahaha, that's amazing.
I had a guy from a collection agency call me recently about something with Dish Network, money I knew I didn't even owe.
Suck a jerk, being all stern with me like "Sir, are you stating that you refuse to pay off this debt?" when all I said was "let me call dish network and get this figured out."
I asked him if it was in regards to equipment I mailed back late.
He said "No, it's related to a past due balance."Then a minute later, I told him that I need exact details on what it's in regard to.
He said "Sir I don't have those details, all I know is that you have a $156 debt that needs to be paid."That's when I caught him.
I said:
"Look, you just lied to me. You said it's not about equipment, then you said you don't know what it's in regards to. It's either a past due balance, or equipment."Guy got super mad.
"I am not a liar and I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING DISRESPECTED LIKE THAT NOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THIS OR AM I GOING TO PUT YOU DOWN FOR REFUSAL TO PAY?"Total dick. I paid the money, called Dish Network, and guess what? I didn't owe ANYTHING!
And I'm still waiting for my money back from them.The whole thing could have been avoided if this idiot pigbastard manchild would have just let me call Dish Network.
Oh, and BTW, they had been calling me forever, leaving this message that said "Hi, this is Amanda! I'd really like to get in touch with you and learn more about you."
So I finally called the number back and it was the collection agency!
Told that guy I didn't appreciate being deceived like that with misleading messages.
Told him "If you wanted to talk to me why didn't you just call or write to me?" LOL!
- xenicon0
sounds like an ex calling cause shes getting hitched
- JackRyan0
inappropriate...
- todelete__20
DAMN mg33!!!
- mg330
kona I was super mad. All on my cell phone at work.
I was so worked up. At the end I think I said something like, "Sorry I called you a liar, but you were not being very forthright with your information."
bah
- hiten0
yeah i get the giggles but I have to be super overtired.