sex in the office
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- todelete__20
do you know what Kona (spelled cona) in portuguese means?
valentim
(Mar 31 06, 07:58)Do you think you're so clever that you're the first guy who has pulled that out of their hat and memtioned it to me?
and Kona is not the same spelling as cona dumbass. Two different words.
- garettwest0
damn that sucks
- valentim0
no......pussy. search and see
- garettwest0
Henry's girl?
- valentim0
do you know what Kona (spelled cona) in portuguese means?
- todelete__20
*a little sex bump to show how many douchebags brag about getting laid online. of course including me.
YAY to the douchebags getting some!
- JesterFX0
You lot are LAD's.
None of you have had sex in the office. How do i know? Because i havent, therfore no one has
- kelpie0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
'a bit of mild pain'
you're a legend carver, like. daft eh?
- carver0
christ, i used to be a right target for that, cos all the new birds that i hired were always fucking pestering me for sex an' that, like.
i remember one night having a drink with a pair o' them, then i went back to do a late night, and the buzzer rings, and i thinks it's the cleaner so i let 'her' in, next thing the phone rings and it's the bird in the fuckin' boardroom. so i goes in an' shes waitin' for ole' carver with a bottle of neutrogena intensive handcreme so i gives her a proper table ender, then she's wantin' a bit of mild pain, so i jams her milky tits in the drawer of the table when i'm beasting her in the 'backstage'. i try to say no to some of their advances, but its bloody hard sometime, like. daft eh?
- tomkat0
haha kona your story is great.. I'd love to have that happen to me : D
- zedvox0
i have post number 69 in a sex thread.
ha
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snort ha...k sorry
- zedvox0
uhm isn't it ironic.......
- zedvox0
LOL @ kezza
- kezza_20
Ive been fucked loads at work
- valentim0
interesting stories, but how exciting is all this? is it woth loosing your job? or is that the excitement?
- winter0
i work at a faquir furniture-shop. girls die on me too soon.
- tasty0
18yrs - bosses desk in a costume shop, with another employee..and it was a girl...sweet.
I always stayed late to clean up after that.
- not_lebowski0
jerked off there if that counts
- ItTango0
Yes. Several times. Once you start, it like a drug. What is it about office sex that is so addictive?
- xenicon0
The new office interface is amazing.
twoismtwoism
(mar 28 06, 12:43)