sex in the office

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  • carver0

    christ, i used to be a right target for that, cos all the new birds that i hired were always fucking pestering me for sex an' that, like.
    i remember one night having a drink with a pair o' them, then i went back to do a late night, and the buzzer rings, and i thinks it's the cleaner so i let 'her' in, next thing the phone rings and it's the bird in the fuckin' boardroom. so i goes in an' shes waitin' for ole' carver with a bottle of neutrogena intensive handcreme so i gives her a proper table ender, then she's wantin' a bit of mild pain, so i jams her milky tits in the drawer of the table when i'm beasting her in the 'backstage'. i try to say no to some of their advances, but its bloody hard sometime, like. daft eh?

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