sex in the office
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- Tara0
just make sure when you give her that cashmere sweater to keep quiet, that there is no red dot on it
- dablammit0
I'm currently dating my parole officer.
- Jaline0
just make sure when you give her that cashmere sweater to keep quiet, that there is no red dot on it
TaraTara
(Mar 28 06, 11:08)that could mean a variety of things...
- chossy0
I have a funny story, related to sex in the office/ workplace. This lovely girl had just started at a place where I worked and also had only just really got to Edinburgh, well I said hey me and some mates are going out for booze fancy tagging along and we can sort of make pals and you can get some new freinds to hang out with and show you the city, well we went out and got boozy and ended up at my place and sure enough she fully jumped on me and we made love together it was great.
Next day at work we were in the lunch room and some girl said to me you always talk about shagging and I bet you never do it, well this other girl piped up and said actually he gave me a good seeing to last night!!!!! what a girl we dated for a year or so after that and she was great but alas like all good things....
- Tara0
it's a seinfeld reference Jaline
- wesnoel0
I worked at a porn studio for a little while when I first moved to LA. Sex in the office used to be a regular thing. Girls would come in for a shoot and be willing to do anyone who asked. It was fun at first but got old real fast. Just not my sort of thing I guess. I quit and got a better job.
- chossy0
you have mail wesnoel
- madirish0
LOL @ chossy
- determinedmoth0
So what was the 5000 for K0na? Services rendered?
- mr_snuggles0
I've wanked off at work before, does that count?
- Grim0
Meeeoow! Sex in the office rulez! We got caught by the char! :-) lol
- chossy0
hoi snuggles hut it man I think I vomed up then swallowed it then vomed up again then vommed up more then just vomed up again
- davey_g0
I molested an account exec while I was spray painting pres boxes in an unused part of our new constructed offices. Drywall was not the only thing being hung! booyah.
- nooner0
i have shown the thread to the chick, she is not happy, and my chances are gone...
valentim
(Mar 28 06, 08:04)you are an idiot.
- Jaline0
oh, of course Tara. Nevermind then.
*hangs head
- Jaline0
haha, chossy I told you to never mention that story again!
- todelete__20
So what was the 5000 for K0na? Services rendered?
determinedmoth
(Mar 28 06, 11:32)haha. No, to keep my mouth shut.
I figured he would rather pay me 5 grand to shut up or his wife finds out and he ends up paying about 500 million.
- skt0
YEEAAAAAHHH...
uhohseangettio
(Mar 28 06, 07:42)So that's why derek keeps you around.
- chossy0
shhhhh jaline or everyone wil know our wonderful past, I'm sorry I had to leave Canada but my fathers job came before the family.
*cries into hands
- Jaline0
that's ok. I like my space :)
ummm, that would be space in general, not myspace...