sex in the office
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- radar0
it's when a girl has one eye, the girl removes her glass eye and whammo!
More popular back in the pirate days.
- stevegee0
AKA "Skull-F"
- honest0
are you serious hoest? if this is so I am moving to whatever country you live in where please.
chossy
(Mar 28 06, 07:59)I used to work for a film production agency – THOSE WERE THE DAYS oh the drugs, the sex, the alcohol fueled discussions on sexual deviency
- valentim0
i have shown the thread to the chick, she is not happy, and my chances are gone...
- lowimpakt0
i had sex when The Office was on the telly. does that count?
- honest0
i have shown the thread to the chick, she is not happy, and my chances are gone...
valentim
(Mar 28 06, 08:04)MR.MIYAGI SAYS:
MISTAKE NUMBER ONE: SHOW CHICK YOUR THREAD
- Mimio0
A little necro-ocular cranial penetration in the old office eh? Yikes ! wink-wink nudge-nudge! say na more!
- valentim0
I just though it was going to be funny, not anymore, and she is reading it all now...so some support guys please!
- todelete__20
Only once and it was a long time ago. It actually happened at my first real out of college design job. I was floored thinking this was really how the design industry was. Getting laid on your office desk after hours by the hot project manager.
Or, as a movie would render long after hours the production chick would come by and help pass the time.
What ruined it all though was the Monday morning I walked into my bosses office to see him and some hooker passed out on the floor completely naked with a bunch of coke still on his desk.
- Gucci0
k0na, you're shitting.
that's movie worthy....
- dann0
OH YES!!!!
on the floor, on the cutting table on my desk, on my boss' desk, in the conference room, in the kitchen
its one of the greatest perks of working, my gf actually requests it
- todelete__20
Gucci I'm not kidding.
I was one of the first in the office and needed to get his laptop to set up in the meeting room on the projector.
I walked in and kinda stood there for a second like wtf!??.....
I closed the door and as I was walking back to my office the CEO who was his best friend came walking in. He looked like a complete wreck himself. Turns out the both of them went out the night before. I told him what was going on and he went in and woke the chick up, made her get dressed and me help him get her the fuck out of the office. He gave her quite a bit of money and said 'this never happend' and sent her on her way.
See, the owner of the company was worth more than a few million as his last name is the same as a convenience store we've all at one time or another been forced to shop at for last minute gifts and shit. So, if his wife were to find out everythign would be over.
I got a little talking to myself about it never happening.
The guy slept in the office for most of the day and it was played off like he had called in sick.
Two days later he came into my office and gave me an envelope and said 'I don't need to explain what this is'
It was 5000 in cash.
I booked a flight for Vegas that day.
haha.
Now years later I guess the guy is divorced and his life is kinda fucked up. Go figure.
- Jaline0
John Beckwith: "Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper."
Jeremy Grey: "Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
...although the term had been used long before The Wedding Crashers.
- dann0
no shit, Gucci was right, sell that story and make it a movie $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
- todelete__20
Truth be told you should never shit where you eat. Office relationships always end bad.
Jaline... HAHAHAHA... I JUST watched that movie again last night. SO funny!
- Jaline0
Isla Fisher was genius.
- todelete__20
Oh no kidding... and... she's SO attractive!
- Jaline0
haha, actually same with everyone else in the film, like McAdams and Vaughn.
However, I think Owen Wilson needed to change/get rid of his excessive surfer hair.
- gfro0
Kona,
I bet that before the digital camera boom.
oh well, sucks for us.
- soda0
sex in the office
anyone experienced?
valentim
(Mar 28 06, 07:40)YEEAAAAAHHH...
uhohseangettio
(Mar 28 06, 07:42)he said office, not orifice...