sex in the office
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- todelete__20
Gucci I'm not kidding.
I was one of the first in the office and needed to get his laptop to set up in the meeting room on the projector.
I walked in and kinda stood there for a second like wtf!??.....
I closed the door and as I was walking back to my office the CEO who was his best friend came walking in. He looked like a complete wreck himself. Turns out the both of them went out the night before. I told him what was going on and he went in and woke the chick up, made her get dressed and me help him get her the fuck out of the office. He gave her quite a bit of money and said 'this never happend' and sent her on her way.
See, the owner of the company was worth more than a few million as his last name is the same as a convenience store we've all at one time or another been forced to shop at for last minute gifts and shit. So, if his wife were to find out everythign would be over.
I got a little talking to myself about it never happening.
The guy slept in the office for most of the day and it was played off like he had called in sick.
Two days later he came into my office and gave me an envelope and said 'I don't need to explain what this is'
It was 5000 in cash.
I booked a flight for Vegas that day.
haha.
Now years later I guess the guy is divorced and his life is kinda fucked up. Go figure.
- winter0
i work at a faquir furniture-shop. girls die on me too soon.
- madirish0
LOL @ chossy
- garettwest0
damn that sucks
- determinedmoth0
So what was the 5000 for K0na? Services rendered?
- Jaline0
John Beckwith: "Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper."
Jeremy Grey: "Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
...although the term had been used long before The Wedding Crashers.
- dann0
no shit, Gucci was right, sell that story and make it a movie $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
- mr_snuggles0
I've wanked off at work before, does that count?
- todelete__20
Truth be told you should never shit where you eat. Office relationships always end bad.
Jaline... HAHAHAHA... I JUST watched that movie again last night. SO funny!
- Jaline0
Isla Fisher was genius.
- Grim0
Meeeoow! Sex in the office rulez! We got caught by the char! :-) lol
- todelete__20
do you know what Kona (spelled cona) in portuguese means?
valentim
(Mar 31 06, 07:58)Do you think you're so clever that you're the first guy who has pulled that out of their hat and memtioned it to me?
and Kona is not the same spelling as cona dumbass. Two different words.
- chossy0
hoi snuggles hut it man I think I vomed up then swallowed it then vomed up again then vommed up more then just vomed up again
- todelete__20
Oh no kidding... and... she's SO attractive!
- Jaline0
haha, actually same with everyone else in the film, like McAdams and Vaughn.
However, I think Owen Wilson needed to change/get rid of his excessive surfer hair.
- carver0
christ, i used to be a right target for that, cos all the new birds that i hired were always fucking pestering me for sex an' that, like.
i remember one night having a drink with a pair o' them, then i went back to do a late night, and the buzzer rings, and i thinks it's the cleaner so i let 'her' in, next thing the phone rings and it's the bird in the fuckin' boardroom. so i goes in an' shes waitin' for ole' carver with a bottle of neutrogena intensive handcreme so i gives her a proper table ender, then she's wantin' a bit of mild pain, so i jams her milky tits in the drawer of the table when i'm beasting her in the 'backstage'. i try to say no to some of their advances, but its bloody hard sometime, like. daft eh?
- kelpie0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
'a bit of mild pain'
you're a legend carver, like. daft eh?
- JesterFX0
You lot are LAD's.
None of you have had sex in the office. How do i know? Because i havent, therfore no one has
- valentim0
interesting stories, but how exciting is all this? is it woth loosing your job? or is that the excitement?
- gfro0
Kona,
I bet that before the digital camera boom.
oh well, sucks for us.