I can't. It's ugly.
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- mrsparkle
I've decided to start collecting ways to tell clients / bosses / marketing departments that their idea to make your desging better is actually very ugly and makes me want to scratch out my eyes.
If you have a gem that works well, post it here please!
- ********0
"Go fuck yourself."
- mrsparkle0
"Go fuck yourself."
flavorful
(Mar 16 06, 11:38)Maybe in a way that doesn't get people fired would be helpful.
- algorithm0
looks dated, like your pants.
- ********0
just shows mans inhumanity to man and himself
- foreverwhatever0
smells like pee pee
- brozilla0
"while your design idea is certainly engaging, I'm afraid it detracts attention from the content."
- harlequino0
"Your idea is the most confoundedly and unabashedly depraved and irresponsible gesture to ever bedevil the days of man."
I use that a lot.
- jakeyj0
just pretend like you can't hear them
i keep thinking your name is
mrs. parkle
- mrsparkle0
i keep thinking your name is
mrs. parkle
jakeyj
(Mar 16 06, 11:45)it is.
- ********0
"I'm sorry we can't use that copyrighted Clip Art."
"I don't think the end-user will get the relation of the debate between paper and plastic bags at the supermakert and a rotating flaming skull ... what is that gif from the early '90s?"
- mg330
I was recently told that colorized b&w photos were not "forward thinking design."
And "dated."
- johannes0
agree, yet ignore
go into bathroom and cut hair
- _salisae_0
by god. you missed your calling! what an unprecedented and moving display of wisdom.
you know. it's never too late to continue your studies as a professional asshole.
- mrsparkle0
I just used:
"I just think that if we make these changes, it will undo everything that we've accomplished creating your new and refined brand message."
- mrsparkle0
you know. it's never too late to continue your studies as a professional asshole.
_salisae_
(Mar 16 06, 11:54)I freelance on the side as a pro asshole.
- mrsparkle0
Now I have to go strangle a dolphin.
- ********0
touch my balls and my ass
- nocomply0
Tell the AD that you could eat a box of alphabits and shit out a better design than theirs.
Wait....i guess that only works for essays, poems, novels, etc.. sorry.
- _salisae_0
if you were sexier i might consider it
- monNom0
box of crayola.