Keyboard Cleaning!!
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- mg33
On the count of three, grab your keyboard, turn it upside down and to a 45 degree angle, and bang the living hell out of one of the corners.
Please inventory everything that falls out.
I've just found:
About 10 eyelashes
Small edge of a Dorito
Paper filings
flakes of skin
An insane amount of nasal fossils.
- horton0
Apple keyboards are fcking disgusting. why'd they go make the bottom clear? so i can check all the dead skin cells i lose hunched over my puter??? gross.
- flavorful0
I was expecting something fun...
Just one eyelash, and some dust.
I haven't even cleaned this thing since I got it like months ago either.
- mg330
Didn't someone here once find an M&M or Gummy Bear under their desk and get our thoughts on whether or not they should eat it?
I think eating whatever you find in your keyboard should earn a few points. That, or rolling it up and smoking it.
- kyl30
Apple keyboards are fcking disgusting. why'd they go make the bottom clear? so i can check all the dead skin cells i lose hunched over my puter??? gross.
horton
(Feb 24 06, 08:55)
- JazX0
nasal fossils?
ohh man
- todelete__20
When I started my job here almost 2 years ago I'm kind of a clean freak so I did exactly what you said, I flipped the keyboard upside down, gave it a few taps while turning it so everything could fall out.
I swear on all that's holy enough hair fell out of it that you could have made a wig for a cancer child. Crumbs, skin, and a bunch of eyelashes. It was fuckin sick.
I must have cleaned this thing for about a half hour to get all that shit out.
I clean her regularly now so I'm not quite sure what would be in it.
- version30
there's at least a bowl of bud in there, damn. :/
- Mimio0
Mental note: when you start a new job, request a new mouse/keyboard from the tech people.
- horton0
i use a shop vac. works pretty good, but if you leave that crud in your keyboard too long it seems to bond with the plastic.
- nocomply0
I use one of those compressed air cans to clean my entire desk off when i get bored, so no nasal fossils for me.
On a side note, i was drinking a sip of coffee when i was reading about the said nasal fossils and it made me laugh and i accidently got some coffee up my nose a little bit, so maybe there will be some fossilage in the future??
- version30
who cleans their computer with bleach though
kinda unfair comparison if you ask me
- mayo0
i turned my keyboard upside down, banged it on the desk and Debbie Reynolds came out.
i'm not doing this again.
- ninjasavant0
damn may, i thought i was gonna be cute and say a disgruntled gnome fell out and scurried away but Debbie Reynolds trumps the hell out of that. well done.
- mayo0
*curtsies*
:D