I Heart Tom Cruise
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- ********0
he probably goes home and beats katie holmes
- Ramanisky20
here we go again
- robotron3k0
Hail Xenu!
- mg330
OH COME ON!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ar…
In the most made up story of the year, Star reports that Tom Cruise has commissioned an adult-sized pacifier for Katie Holmes to suck on while she gives birth. A source says:
"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for Katie to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."
The sad thing is, Tom Cruise is so out of his mind that all the crazy things tabloids make up about him are actually believable. They could print a story tomorrow that says "Tom Cruise eats deaf people to save hearing!" and people would just assume it was a weird Scientology ritual. Which, ironically, it is. Yeah, I said it. Scientologists eat deaf people.
- ********0
you could find an adult pacifier in SF no problem
they gonna get sued
- mg330
Are they shaped like fireman's helmets and made of skin?
- ********0
only xenu would print something like this
- QuincyArcher0
Scientologists eat deaf people.
mg33
(Apr 7 06, 13:05)
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I'm pretty close to deaf, so now i fear that mongral Cruise even more!
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
"...practicing Scientology is like dating a group of transvestites: it costs a lot of money, is totally misleading, and in the end you find yourself surrounded by penises."
- ********0
I Beat Up Tom Cruise