I Heart Tom Cruise
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- khilled0
I Beat Up Tom Cruise
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
"...practicing Scientology is like dating a group of transvestites: it costs a lot of money, is totally misleading, and in the end you find yourself surrounded by penises."
- QuincyArcher0
Scientologists eat deaf people.
mg33
(Apr 7 06, 13:05)
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I'm pretty close to deaf, so now i fear that mongral Cruise even more!
- uberdesigner0
only xenu would print something like this
- mg330
Are they shaped like fireman's helmets and made of skin?
- uberdesigner0
you could find an adult pacifier in SF no problem
they gonna get sued
- mg330
OH COME ON!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ar…
In the most made up story of the year, Star reports that Tom Cruise has commissioned an adult-sized pacifier for Katie Holmes to suck on while she gives birth. A source says:
"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for Katie to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."
The sad thing is, Tom Cruise is so out of his mind that all the crazy things tabloids make up about him are actually believable. They could print a story tomorrow that says "Tom Cruise eats deaf people to save hearing!" and people would just assume it was a weird Scientology ritual. Which, ironically, it is. Yeah, I said it. Scientologists eat deaf people.
- robotron3k0
Hail Xenu!
- Ramanisky20
here we go again
- uberdesigner0
he probably goes home and beats katie holmes
- Ramanisky20
you have a point uber
- uberdesigner0
wouldnt being that happy all the time give you a major freaking headache or something? just from the pressure on your facial muscles at least.
- Ramanisky20
more TOM goodness
- Gucci0
he's a fag, but i still dig his movies.
what's a guy to do?
it's either watch MI:3 when it comes out, or the romantic comedy of the moment that my lady drags me out to.
- quamb0
you know, tom cruise is funny as. its great. kinda like it when stars act themselves or go loopy.
tho half the time the media blow things up as if he is a dick, especially that time he got mad at the guy who squirted water in his face. but hey... ofcourse you'd get freaken upset! stupid media scum.
umh. yeh.
- tkmeister0
so after this whole thing, you guys wanna still hook up with katie?
- nadnerb0
just wait till he goes even further and turns all michael jackson.
- uberdesigner0
man he would be fun to debate, no matter the topic
- Rand0
I like him now that he's nuts