I Heart Tom Cruise
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- Ramanisky2
I hope this is true ... too funny
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ar…
It must be great to be Tom Cruise. The world to him is like a big jungle gym, except without the creepy bearded guy nearby offering you money to show him your weiner. But I get the impression that practicing Scientology is like dating a group of transvestites: it costs a lot of money, is totally misleading, and in the end you find yourself surrounded by penises.
ahhahaahahaha
- er0k0
lol..what a great read. thanks :D
- BuddhaHat0
I love anything that gets away with dissing scientology. very funny read, thank you :)
- Jnr_Madison0
ha ha
- Jaline0
hahahaha
To think, I used to like the guy.
- doesnotexist0
i love it, what a great thread
- er0k0
you know I used to really like him too as a kid, i'd put some black 80's thick sunglasses on and pretend I was him. regardless of the damn fool he is today, his work in A Few Good Men will always be fucking amazing to me!
- jevad0
does he not realise that he has turned into a total raving mentalist?
- Jaline0
SHOW ME THE
babies.
- Rand0
I like him now that he's nuts
- uberdesigner0
man he would be fun to debate, no matter the topic
- nadnerb0
just wait till he goes even further and turns all michael jackson.
- tkmeister0
so after this whole thing, you guys wanna still hook up with katie?
- quamb0
you know, tom cruise is funny as. its great. kinda like it when stars act themselves or go loopy.
tho half the time the media blow things up as if he is a dick, especially that time he got mad at the guy who squirted water in his face. but hey... ofcourse you'd get freaken upset! stupid media scum.
umh. yeh.
- Gucci0
he's a fag, but i still dig his movies.
what's a guy to do?
it's either watch MI:3 when it comes out, or the romantic comedy of the moment that my lady drags me out to.
- Ramanisky20
more TOM goodness
- uberdesigner0
wouldnt being that happy all the time give you a major freaking headache or something? just from the pressure on your facial muscles at least.
- Ramanisky20
you have a point uber