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- pascii0
"In Germany, there is an ongoing debate about language, specifically what they call 'Denglish' — the increasing use of English. Advertisers there are incorporating English phrases into their ad copy. The current campaign for the national airline, Lufthansa, is 'Thinking in new directions.' A German telephone company is called 'First Telecom' and advertises itself with the line, in English, 'You can't beat the First.' Volkswagen, a German company if there ever was one, uses 'New Beetle' instead of 'neue Kafer.' Volkswagen said 'New Beetle' sounds 'more hip' than 'neue Kafer.'"
—Andrew Herrmann, "Getting all puffed up for the holidays," Chicago Sun-Times, December 15, 1998
- chossy0
ha ha skt
oh man I have a doozy but it's awfully embarassing :\
'k here goes.
we were in a freinds house and in one room the two beds were quite close together and we were all having fun and his cousin emma was opposite me we were sitting facing each other our knees were touching it was that close, well I stood up and my freind olly pulled my shorts and pants down :\ well mr kanish almost landed on her face she screamed and I ran away home.
- ********0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
- paraselene0
At work said why don't you ever actually try to meet women or even act like you care about it?. She then said you could make a girl very happy, to which I replied 'I could also make a prostitute very rich'
chossy
(Feb 14 06, 04:44)i don't think she was coming on to you at all, chossy, in fact i reckon she's got a gay mate and she was just trying to get you to come out of the closet as all your workmates are sick and tired of you pretending you're not some sort of huge poofter. geez.
- chossy0
Isn't there only one sort of poofter? and shut it paraselene your just pissed cause ye got fuck all for v day excelpt a late scare he he.
- KuzIV0
she was just trying to get you to come out of the closet as all your workmates are sick and tired of you pretending you're not some sort of huge poofter. geez.
paraselene
(Feb 14 06, 07:06)ouch,
- spendogg0
tickle that moose knuckle anyway!
- poomoo0
i have no funny stories to tell about my penis.
- Ramanisky20
enjoy
- paraselene0
haha! late scare. good one.