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- ********0
Chawsseees beeen chased by a meenga. Whaw's prawbly juste afta a reemma. Bute chawssy ees weese. An kens she lawves peees. Saw he weewnae gaw neer ha fate deenga.
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- tkmeister0
I could buy a dog.
chossy
(Feb 14 06, 05:45)i agree. you have less complains to deal with.
- pascii0
or a pussy
- not_report0
You're welcome
- ********0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
- pascii0
OMG
that's the horror! NO MAN MUST HAVE TO USE THOSE TOYS!
- krust0
dude.. a NSFW warning wouldnt go amiss!
- ********0
you need a NSFW for a website that starts with the word flesh?
- krust0
furry muff. point made.
- _salisae_0
you want me to clean up my room as well bossy chossy?
- ********0
clean your room or get a spanking!!!
- pascii0
chossies naked cleaning service
- chossy0
he he man last time I cleaned naked I thought I would do a spot of ironing, got the board out and promptly drove the iron over my biffta, sore as a m/f, I asked the doc to take the pain away but leave the swelling. :\
- pascii0
i used to stick a salami in my bathing-shorts when i was 16. it didn't help : (
- chossy0
Ha ha really man.. one time at swimming when I was young some guy tried to pull me off this inflatable monster and pure ripped my shorts open and this lassie saw my wee donger he he I actually kissed her about a week later :x ha ha oh man I'm remembering all the times girls have 'accidently' seen my wang jobber.
Right form now on you have to tell stories of when girls have seen your whallice.
GO!!
- ********0
i used to stick a salami in my bathing-shorts when i was 16. and fatty patty and her dog lechter chased me 30 blocks and i started sweating, and the friction of the salami rubbing in my thighs [back then i was what you would consider being a HUSKY BOY and my inner thighs rubbed together] the scent started bringing in other loose and stray dogs into the chase, it was like a dream til patty pummeled me down with her pimples spewing on my face, she reached down into my pants and grabbed out my salami, i cried for weeks as i ridiculed by all the other students "SALAMI TOMMY!! SALAMI TOMMY!!!" all this happend on valentines day.
so when v-day comes around i cry myself to sleep as i dream of salami.
pascii
(Feb 14 06, 06:47)
- pascii0
om, i use to have 'a below average size' and i was measuring my whole puberty if the thing becomes bigger. the first girl didn't care about the size, she just wanted to have it long and smooth, so i guess it's not a question of size, it's a question of movements and kamasutra ; ) besides that, shaving let's it seem bigger than he actually is
- ********0
I got into bed with my flatmates bird once, in the skud, sound alseep.
- pascii0
watch out for
- chossy0
in english please pascii ;)