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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in
the fence.3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab drivers.5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get
very little, anyway.9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a
plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?"Robin
- jevad0
link pls
- _salisae_0
can i be the first to say nanu nanu?
- ********0
jevad sometimes I see how stupid you are.
- jevad0
"There is no evidence this originated with Robin Williams.
We're not sure where it came from, but the initial versions of it did not mention Robin Williams.
That was added along the way."
- ********0
but obviously, I forgive you, for you are all children of God.
peace all over the east, spreading west.
- blaw0
that's not robin williams.
too spiteful.
- paraselene0
and xenophobic.
- bulletfactory0
sounds more like george carlin
- coolosxapps0
jevad the classic HATER...
Difference of opinion is one thing and some posters can be informative while expressing an opinion, jevad is a straight up HATER.
[whinging] where is the link, WAAAHHHHHH!! I can feel the hate all the way to NYC.
temper, temper.....tsk, tsk...
- moxiedog0
Why are peopla having a go at jevad i dont get it? maybe i ont come on this site enough nowadays
- kelpie0
aye jevad, fucking hell, imagine wanting to substantiate a random NT tirade. pfft, fucking hippy communist.
- k0na_an0k0
I don't care who said it... that was fucking awesome and half was common sense... which is really what's lost in this country.
- kelpie0
crucialy half though. once, I would like *all* common sense in one of these statements
- Ramanisky20
oh oh kona
I hear mrdobolinas footsteps
get ready
- kelpie0
anyway, I can't be arsed with this shit again - why d'you change your name back k0na? (I've been away - please don't timeline me)
- paraselene0
timeline him hard like the upstart he is!
- k0na_an0k0
anyway, I can't be arsed with this shit again - why d'you change your name back k0na? (I've been away - please don't timeline me)
kelpie
(Apr 18 06, 09:20)i logged in here a week or so ago with ff and not safari, it brought up this username. figured i'll stick with it as it has my @yahoo.com email address.
when i was using the kona account my kona@boxofsharpies address was getting mauled with spam. it's funny, you say a few things about the spammers of the pbs and the next thing you know you're on every list out there.
so i'm back to the yahoo.com email address as it has a better spam filter than my other mail server.
oh well.
maybe it's a bit symbolic of me getting back to my old self as well?!?
- kelpie0
thank you, typing all that must have been hard for you, I appreciate it ;)