Your Injuries
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- 1st grade a skate board rolled over my right hand and crushed my thumb knuckle and broke all my fingers.
- shattered my left thumb in 4 places and broke middle and pointer fingers in a bad skiing accident
- ripped the ligaments in my right ankle and it still hassnt healded properly
- during a local tackle football game during the 80s i caught the ball in a nasty way and re-broke a few fingers not by catching the ball but by the tackle.
- during an intense game of Manhunt in the NYC Subway systems i slipped in some nasty liquid and smashed my head into the concrete and my upper cainine teeth ripped thru my lips splitting it i had 14 stitches in my inner lip.
- when i was 11 years old i was cutting a cabbage with a sharp but un-serrated knife with my left hand ontop of the cabbage and my right hand pushing the blade thru the cabbage the blade popped up and out going right thru my palm of my left hand and splitting thru an artery. i had 87 stitches and you can see the holes where the stitching needle went thru.
- Action Park NJ; Alpine Slide, didnt listen to the precautions of wearing lots of clothing and during the run my right knee popped out of the chair and for like 20 feet my knee-cap skidded on the concrete, i am missing a large chunk of my knee-cap. the wound cauterized instantly as the pressure burnt to th bone and the skin was blasted [yes very bloddy and gross]
- as a young kid and stupid playing with a BB-gun, the BB was shot into my pointer finger and hit it point blank range, the BB went clean thru my finger, i have an entry and an exit wound, i think its really cool looking!!!
- 1998 i had overdosed on XTC that i had in my freezer. i had injested 300 pills over the course of 3 weeks, i would chew over 10 pills a day everyday. hey you only live twice!!!!! and now you know where i got the name from.
- when i was 6 i was riding my bike (banana seat) down a steep hill and there was a rock, the bike stuck and i flipped over the handles and cracked my head into the curb, i got 11 stitches, the smash was milimeters from my eye, i was very lucky, i am told.
- walking home from kindergarden i was attacked by a ChowChow and the fucking dog ripped a piece out of my right ear. since this incident i have hated all kinds of animals with feverous passion!!!
- i arrived in Newstoday and became a big procrastinator with some of my work.
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