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- gruntt0
shouldn't shit were you eat... again.
- gruntt0
have morning wood at noon.
- mrdobolina0
use fabreze as cologne.
- tehgee0
say "omg do you know how many CARBS are in that" to everyone at the lunch table as you empty your XXXL cheeseteak hoagie into a bowl
- tehgee0
wear sunglasses inside
- mrdobolina0
have a Wrangler jean suit that you wear with a bolo.
- Mal0
are a ginger
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- BuddhaHat0
smell.
- RedFoxxworth0
wear the "standard designer": black square Prada glasses, cool graphic design tee, slim cut jeans and Fluevogs.
- rasko40
tell people you "believe in something, just not God as he is given to us in religions"
but really, you believe in nothing, your imagination doesn't have the scope to form thoughts of your own, you drift thoughtlessly from office job to television, a microstudy of your life.
- mrdobolina0
spend 36% of your income in titty bars.
- digitalswarm0
Are able to hot-key: "Hide Safari," faster than anyone else in your office... You hope.
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- kyl30
...still wear those baggy weigh lifter pants but feel cool cause you just upgraded to those gardening clogs du jour
- ********0
wink in the mirror, right before you head to work
- gramme0
eat raw meat
- gramme0
say you like hip-hop only so people think you're well-rounded.
- gramme0
are always late
- alloyd0
think cuffing your pant legs is still in.
- 53feet0
want to be a designer.