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- digitalswarm0
Want to fuck the shit out of that blonde dancing around in her old Jetta at the stop light.
- tehgee0
cant fuck with tranzam!
- mrdobolina0
listen to 50-cent to get pumped up before your quarterly meeting.
- digitalswarm0
Now think that doing that bump of coke before talking to your boss was a bad idea.
- DrHuxtable0
... are the Danza.
- ********0
Have read the entire 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' series.
- ********0
are getting sweaty armpits right now because 96% of these are about you.
- mrdobolina0
huff feminine hygeine spray.
- digitalswarm0
Are surprised that other people have used the expression, "Just the tip?"
- DrHuxtable0
realize that it is hard to look sexy carrying a bag of poo when walking your dog.
- ********0
Buy tampons monthly at the grocery store for your "girlfriend", and roll your eyes and shrug your shoulders at the check out line and immediately throw them away the second you walk into your place.
- ********0
Haven't taken the Bluetooth earpiece from your ear in 3 weeks and have only recieved one call, which was the wrong number.
- fullerc0
fuck a model from ohio
- DrHuxtable0
are going to get pregnant wearing that.
- digitalswarm0
Think that someday everything will be ok.
- peteski0
think once you get that site done you can quit web design and start the Bloomingdale's executive training program
- kingjulien0
drank three forties and drove home safely.
- tehgee0
have teh kelly klarkson cd in heavy rotation
- ********0
are who kOna was talking about.
Wait ... that's me ... and 100% of these come directly from my actual life.
- digitalswarm0
Wear a thong that you stole out of a girl's drawer every time you masturbate, checking your blinds by habit, every minute.