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- Wolfboy0
Ask her if she is into tromboning or if she would be up for a game of pirates.
- mirrorball0
Im in same situation except this girl I like works in a pretty posh Home Furniture store, not ikea btw.
What to do eh?
- kelpie0
Do you need all your toes?
- renaphuah0
say hi like the way you say hi to everyone else.
dont try any pick-up lines, or dont try to compliment her too much.
make her laugh.
dont linger around if she's not comfortable.
if you're friendly enough, she'll notice and start to talk to you comforatbly
good luck dude :)
- uberdesigner0
tell her you've been stretching your asshole like goatse for years and it should be ready next friday just in time for your date
- winter0
hmm, uber, i think i'm going with renaphuah's advice... i don't think i can wait till friday.
- chossy0
pop the old doofer in a hotdog bun and walk over to her and say, man I'm full, would you like to chomp on this bad boy.
- gruntt0
ask her what church she goes to.
if she says "i don't go to church"
say "cool, wanna fuck?"
- Beeachboy0
1. Be Handsome
2. Be Attractive
3. Don't be Unattractive
n0rty1
(Jan 16 06, 18:44)best advice
- winter0
ask her what church she goes to.
if she says "i don't go to church"
say "cool, wanna fuck?"
gruntt
(Jan 17 06, 05:24)
--------------------------------hey, that might work.
- Rand0
it's pretty much the best thing I've ever done
- gruntt0
leave your shirt unbuttoned down about midway showing your chest. ask her if her daddy was baker cause shes sure got great buns.
she'll probably ask you to marry her on the spot.
- winter0
i think i will invite her for a lecture on the relation between the plot-driven concentric character in victorian tragedy and css.
- JazX0
Use the caveman technique.
Bonk her in the head with a club and drag her by the hair. Hey... some girls like that... hehe
- usrper0
Ask her if she'd let you give her a pearl necklace.
Jnr_Madison
(Jan 16 06, 18:48)thats just stupid
uberdesigner
(Jan 16 06, 19:18)hahaha
how bout ask her if she'd let you give her a hitler?
what?? but everyone HATES hitler!
- joyride0
KUZ has it right! Be confident, don't use a pick up line. If shes cute, she hears pick up lines all day long. so whatever you think is unique and clever, shes heard it 100 times. Be a man, its all in the eye contact. if your feeling that its good, go for it. you've got 3 seconds to say something and spit yer' game. If not, you might as well just tell her shes pretty and get the denial over with. Be confident!!!! Remember, your choosing her, not her choosing you!
It does not make sense, and goes against what people will say, but it works. Believe me! I know Kuz and a few others know whats up!
- welove0
Start film her with a DVcam on a long distance. But not too long, just so she can see you after a couple of days, then if she approch you, ask her if she's up for it for 5G's. If so, when done, just buckle your muscles for her and refeer to a swedish saying. Works 1 out of 2 times.
- wendell0
as what pascii said it was true. muscle buckle she will want to see the muscle buckle to you . i think about that. the mucle buckle trading air with a sleek raven i what you are thinking and hopping for i see that! has she got the sport raven winking for you now. yes i think about that------- take out (|*|)
- shilohous0
wendell ! !
I have seen you coming on the newstoday more not than often