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- Rushmore0
get close to her and make a general comment or joke about something you can both laugh at...for example something on the menu or something the cashier says to you...doesnt have to be grand just enough to get a reaction you can gauge. if the reaction is good just keep going with the convo. remember to be short and sweet. some small talk, a joke or two, then get out before an awkward silence. good impression then gone, you dont have to focus on doing it all in the first day.
- ********0
Google the term "pearl necklace" you twat.
Jnr_Madison
(Jan 16 06, 19:41)
fascinating. you say oysters make these things?
- Jnr_Madison0
You honestly telling me you have never hear the sexual term 'pearl necklace'?
- ********0
dude, i dont know what you do in jolly olde england. pip pip
- ozhanlion0
pour some coffee on yourself and then be stupid and funny. she is going to be cautious first and then when you start laughing she is going to start laughing with you and the rest is y ours
- ********0
hit yourself on the head with a hammer and hope that her maternal instincts kick in
- CincodeMayo0
I'd advise against the pearl necklace on the first date. Maybe second.
Go straight for a dirty Sanchez (and I don't mean give her a Mexican man). Google that one too.
- index_html0
girls..
*sigh*
- kelpie0
Quick, go out and get a boombox and a trenchcoat...run back and stand out side and hold the boombox staright over your head while it's playing some Peter Gabriel.
JackRyan
(Jan 16 06, 18:51)fuck, is that from a film?
- ********0
john cusak is annoying
- kelpie0
thought so, which one is it? Hi Fidelity?
- DavidFelt0
Theres no rush, I would personally try to get definate eye contact with her, and smile, then carry on as though nothing has happened, do this again and again for a couple, maybe three times, then go with the line about high school or asking if you know her from somewhere, when she says no, ask her name, then go back to normal, simply saying hi when you see her and using her name, maybe chatting a couple times.
try to guage if she likes you from things she does, there are obvious signs, and if you reckon she does then come straight out and ask her if you can take her out.....
bit long winded i know, but it should ensure you dont make a fool of yourself right away!
and yeah, quiet girls are fucking RUDE in the bedroom, jeesh
- ********0
yeah, hi fidelity. I've never been able to get through more than 6 minutes of that movie
- KuzIII0
Next time you see her, don’t hesitate. If she catches your eye, then you have three seconds to go right up to her and say “hi”. Any hesitation on your part will make you look like a pussy and count against you. Smile, confident, straight up to her. Chicks love confidence. Go up to her and sit down right next to her, and comment on something like you’ve known her forever. Bolls of steel will get you browny points. Say like “have you noticed the food in this cafeteria is getting worse and worse?” She’ll prolly agree, doesn’t matter if she doesn’t. Then immediately ask her an open ended question that’ll get her talking about her feelings. Chicks love to talk about feelings and shit. Be like, “Can I ask you a question?” “Sure...” "Do you sometimes feel... when...?"/"What would you say to someone who... would that make you feel...?"/"Don't you think it's exciting when...?" - i dunno, think of something. Mirror what she says, use her words, touch her occassionally arms/shoulder/knee, build rapport, keep eye contact. Whole time, avoid asking pointless "fluff" questions like "what's your name?" "where do you work?" "where do you live", keep a sense of mystery and mystique alive in her mind. Then all of a sudden break off and say you have to leave, but say summat like "you know what, i've decided you're really interesting [which makes her feel like it was HER trying to impress you the whole time, rather than you trying to impress her - thereby you maintain the initiative and manly power], it'd be great to talk to you when i have more time, over a drink or something, but how can we make that happen?" this makes her offer to give her number rather than you having to ask for it. so she'll be like "i can give you my number?" Make sure you take her number, cos she'll never call you first. If she says, "you could give me your number," say "i would... but i think you'll be too nervous to call", which makes it out as though there's a deficiency in her, rather than you, putting you in charge. Then leave with her number, and call her AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Don't do no bullshit "3 day rule" crap. Girls are flakey, especially young ones, they have short attention spans and she'll have forgotten the fascinating conversation she had with the mysterious stranger she just met. While those feelings of intrigue are still ripe, call her in the afternoon or something and arrange something concrete for the same day, or even next day or something. Whenver she says ok. Then meet her, kiss her, fuck her, woteva. She might stand you up, but 7 out of 10 times she wont. But who cares? Move on to the next girl. It's a numbers game
- kelpie0
don't listen to Kuz, shuffle up to her looking mainly at the floor (chics dig that socialy retarded thing, THEY DO) and offer her something personal, like some hair or a picture you have drawn of her outside her house. KEEP LOOKING AT THE GROUND, I cannot stress this enough, eye contact will reveal your true nature and you want to wait a couple of months before you show her your case file.
Before she gets to leave, make sure you let her know exactly how much you mean to her - pull off a fingernail or something extravagant, and make sure you get the proposal in BEFORE the police appear, VERY IMPORTANT.
There you go; now go play, playa.
- wendelll0
make her a portrait, and spend like uhhh 3 hours on the shading over her upper lip
- KuzIII0
Before she gets to leave, make sure you let her know exactly how much you mean to her - pull off a fingernail or something extravagant, and make sure you get the proposal in BEFORE the police appear, VERY IMPORTANT.
There you go; now go play, playa.
kelpie
(Jan 17 06, 03:11)LOL, word-up, playa! kelpie got mad game.
- kelpie0
thought you'd appreciate that G ;)
- ********0
Hahahah. kelpie.
Class.