Er, your fly's are undone
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- honest
where do you stand? what are your stories?
- skt0
Yer shops open but there's naebody servin.
- chossy0
the cage is open but the beast is asleep.
- kelpie0
haw mate? yer big hairy wallopers pokin oot yer briefs there chap, you'll catch cauld.
(tactful)
- paraselene0
i never tell!
hahaha.
- kelpie0
yo! help me id my font, earn your chips folks, please?
- paraselene0
what are you on about?
i can't see any font id thread!
- skt0
Crit my card and I might help you.
- kelpie0
ok, deal.
- Baskerville0
Oh, so embarassing but here goes, a little tale for you:
Normally I wear jeans with button flys. Since I'm used to doing these up I never forget with these. However, I have one pair of jeans with a zip fly and for some reason (probably because I'm used to doing up the buttons) I quite often forget to do the zip up.
So on wednesday I went to see Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend. I happen to be wearing a cowboy shirt and the jeans with the zip (not planned, since going to see the film was a last minute decision).
So halfway through the film I realise my flies are undone. I look around to see if anyone is looking at me but they're all gripped by the tale of forbidden man-love on screen, so I take the opportunity to do up my flies. Just as I finish my girlfriend looks over at me with a "why the hell are you playing around down there during this cowboy love story" kind of look.
I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing, probably spoiling an emotional moment of the plot for the entire cinema.
*Note to self. Don't wear a cowboy shirt and jeans you're likely to leave open when going to see a gay cowboy film with your girlfiend!
- honest0
what are we gonna do with you Baskerville?
- tkmeister0
i just pictured baskerville getting all busy watching brokeback mountain...
- chossy0
ueah whatever baskerville when you say girlfreaind you mean man with a beard like a rodendrun bush and when you say doing up your flies you mean droppping mr floppy onto laptown.
- konspiracy0
years ago, one of my mates was on his motorbike heading to the city centre.
on the way there he had found the ride unusually chilly but thought nothing of it.he was sittin on the bike waiting for some traffic lights to change and started to look about (as you do). in the lane beside him was a bus, he looked up to see two girls looking down, pointing and laughing at something. he thought they were pointing at something on the bike so he looks down, only to see his fly's were well open and his "lil man" was hanging out (emphasis on 'lil' cos it had been a cold chilly ride).
hehe
- kelpie0
mortified.
- honest0
he's lucky it hadn't frozen during the ride and had snapped off. Chipolata anybody?
- konspiracy0
definitely a bruised ego moment while trying to look cool on your beast of a bike
- _salisae_0
so what a fly is undone. we're not nuns. and most of us wear undies.
- chossy0
I have a doozy. one time I was in a room with my buddy olly and his sexy cousine sitting opposite me, I stood up and olly whipped down my shorts and my scans, my knob pure walloped out infront of emma and she got rather embarassed cause I sort of stood there for a while letting her get a look at what she could grab a hold of then I casually popped the boys back in barrocks and set about pummeling olly.
- mr_snuggles0
I always leave mine down that way it's never embarrassing...
- kelpie0
you can also do that in the pub Chossy, with varying degrees of success...