Er, your fly's are undone
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- determinedmoth0
balls to the flies....... what IS embarrassing is this.. On a rather a hungover day I get up and get dressed and make my way into the office. I'm on the DLR. I'm on the DLR minding my own business and trying to shut out all the other people who are freaking me out in my paranoid state... but there's a woman. She's sitting opposite me and she's giggling slightly and I'm looking at her and I can't tell what's the matter. Her giggling gets worse. Within a few minutes she's pissing herself and trying (and failing) to contain it. I reach my stop and get off the train and start to descend the steps and realise that yesterdays' pants are trying to escape from my left trouser leg.
- kelpie0
hahahaha
hahaha
- paraselene0
oh you have a gift for storytelling you mothmaster you. i felt like i was on that selfsame light railway.
- mr_snuggles0
women are always laughing at me, never with me...
- paraselene0
snugg come for a visit and when kuz gets up to go to the loo we'll put a banana cream pie on his seat and he'll come back and sit right in it and i will laugh with you all the way to the bank on that joyous day.
- mr_snuggles0
hahaha, good times...
- paraselene0
i know! like moth's pants on the dlr it was so vivid to me that it's like it happened once already!!!
- determinedmoth0
i've re-lived it many times para.
- KuzIII0
i love snuggles and would defiantly be a clown to allow him to laugh along with a woman as divine as paraselene.
moth, i don't understand this bit: "realise that yesterdays' pants are trying to escape from my left trouser leg"
you mean you only had one trouser leg on ya queer? and the other leg was all hairy and naked to the world?
- paraselene0
the key being 'yesterday's' pants, kuz. like he had taken off the pants and the trousers all in one go the night before and then got up in the morning and put on clean pants and then stuck his legs into the old trousers, effectively pushing the previous day's pants out one leg of yesterday's trousers. but your version is pretty hilarious, too, i must say.
- KuzIII0
ahahaa! i've done that so many times. When you say pants - you mean undies right? lol thats what confused me. Man the amount of times i've walked outta the street and realised this has happend, and had to stuff me undies in me pocket. hehe
- determinedmoth0
moth, i don't understand this bit: "realise that yesterdays' pants are trying to escape from my left trouser leg"
you mean you only had one trouser leg on ya queer? and the other leg was all hairy and naked to the world?
KuzIII
(Jan 13 06, 07:18)You do know what Pants are in this country huh? Dont get all American on me Kuz....
- KuzIII0
no, sorry, i never called them pants. All my life i have only ever known them referred to as undies. When i hear Pants, i think of the American version for kecks. I most often than not call trousers kecks. But my grandad used to call kecks pants, no doubt that confused the language patterning system my mind developed in infancy.
- kelpie0
oh Kuz. "pants" oh dear.
- KuzIII0
why must i be persecuted for being different???
- paraselene0
we're only doing it because you're black.
- determinedmoth0
oh Kuz. "pants" oh dear.
kelpie
(Jan 13 06, 07:27)Yeah Kuz. Your time here is done. Hark at the Americanisms... Call yourself a terrorist? Pfft...
- kelpie0
Leeds will never be truly free if you simply surrender it to the Yanks Kuz. I suspect you are less than idealogicaly sound soldier.
- KuzIII0
but look! i use the words kecks! how colloquial leeds northern ee ba gum me laddo do i have to be???
- kelpie0
you're under review.