Chuck Norris
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- sherman0
oh shit
- son0
- mg330
Chuck reading facts about himself on a sports show.
- IRNlun60
Let's make one damn thing clear.
Chuck doesn't waste his time with round house kicks unless they're to the face!!
- jevad0
HAHAHHA
- harlequino0
I'd rather watch Chuck Norris read all the reasons why Tony Danza is an ass clown.
Followed of course by a round house kick.
- jevad0
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php…
thanks to prodigal in the PBS
- Ramanisky20
good one tick
- TheTick0
My Chuck Norris Story:
A few years back I was watching the old Bruce Lee chestnut, Return of the Dragon and I'm at the climatic fight scene between Lee and Chuck Norris, and there they are, these two opposing martial art combatants - all sweaty and shirtless and my brother walks into the room just as there is a close up of Norris hairy upper torso and he says "So what, that was buff in the 70's? Looks like a plumber. Dude should shave some of that off...."
So fo rme Chuck Norris is always "Buff in the 70's" and no late night infomercial is going to change that.
- Ramanisky20
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month."
He doesn't know what to make of them, but hopes it will make him some money. What a douche.
Milan
(Jan 12 06, 10:55)----------------
that is soooo fucking funny
ahhhh
wait.... Chucks lurking about
- harlequino0
New fact:
Chuck Norris is 150% concentrated Cowbell™.
- Milan0
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month."
He doesn't know what to make of them, but hopes it will make him some money. What a douche.
- harlequino0
Lord spare me from the bullshit
Bottlerocket
(Jan 12 06, 10:48)ffft
Then go to the CSS thread or something. :P
- todelete__20
chuck norris has his eye on this thread
- Bottlerocket0
Lord spare me from the bullshit
- harlequino0
Imagine if he did take offense. Well, we wouldn't know, the world would have already ended from a colassal round house kick.