Chuck Norris
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- jevad0
*timeline police*
- version30
"Thank you, Chuck Norris"
- otapnam0
older than the internet
- seed0
There are already 5 Chuck Norris threads. We went over this months ago.
- radar0
they did spiff the look up a bit, it was a all text site before.
But yes, bring on the line of time.
- visualplane0
reading this thread alone gave me a beard
- harlequino0
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
- Clear0
boooo! I searched NT with the "find" button and didn't find anything. So I posted. Fine..
*goes back to lurking*
- jevad0
heh
- Bottlerocket0
More re-hashed kitsch for thge masses.
- e-pill0
Chuck Norris's real name is Bartholomeu Van Norris. and the story of how he bacame the legend known as Chuck was on this sunny day when Bart was out being gay with his friends climbing trees andd his best friend Auffhuestein tripple dog dared him to climmb the most ferorcious tree in the land. so as the gay skinny kid Bart accended up the tree the sky started to darken and rain started to fall. Bart then started to decend only to be hit with rocks and dirtbombs by all his so called friends clling him pussy and girly, he started crying but couldnt take the rocks denting his frail white virgin gay skin [whoa there MrDinky] he started to climb back up but he was only half way up when lighting from the sky came crashing down on the branch he was holding causing him to fall...Bartholomeu Van Norris fell onto a large branch weith legs spilt wide smashing his balls to smush giving him the name of CHUCK NORRIS!
- harlequino0
Hmmm...
I thought he just held off to his magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!"
- harlequino0
Imagine if he did take offense. Well, we wouldn't know, the world would have already ended from a colassal round house kick.
- Bottlerocket0
Lord spare me from the bullshit
- todelete__20
chuck norris has his eye on this thread
- harlequino0
Lord spare me from the bullshit
Bottlerocket
(Jan 12 06, 10:48)ffft
Then go to the CSS thread or something. :P
- Milan0
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month."
He doesn't know what to make of them, but hopes it will make him some money. What a douche.
- harlequino0
New fact:
Chuck Norris is 150% concentrated Cowbell™.
- Ramanisky20
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month."
He doesn't know what to make of them, but hopes it will make him some money. What a douche.
Milan
(Jan 12 06, 10:55)----------------
that is soooo fucking funny
ahhhh
wait.... Chucks lurking about